#thoseroyals

[belleserreursx]

          “sorry.. uh.. what?”

[witheringexistencearchive-blog]

landon: i just saw my eight grade math teacher

landon: i'll have you know he was my favourite

landon: and he was wearING A THONG

landon: A THONG

landon: it was a life-changing experience, i'll never be the same again.

[bxdgurl]

Zoe: where do i get watermelons at 4am

Zoe: help :'(

[allurancee]

text;; all contacts

Donovan: I'm surprised I have you as a contact

Donovan: Why didn't I bother to delete it?

[thedarkestxones]

          "Oh, I--I didn't know you were supposed to be here today."

[thugclvbarchive]

Mel: I think I just conned a guy out of a car

Mel: What do I do with it????

[vxgastwins-blog]

"-- Come on, if we want to get in before the fair closes, we have to go now!"

[gasolinc-blog]

      ”     If you think I’d agree to that, you’re fucking insane.”