Oct 23, 2019
Had a work party, so played dress up and was Beetlejuice inspired 😈👻 Also, had to take some thot shots in my dark room
🖤 Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose 🖤
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Had a work party, so played dress up and was Beetlejuice inspired 😈👻 Also, had to take some thot shots in my dark room
🖤 Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose 🖤
Okay some of the nicer photos of the night
Rare femme moment
Ft lab bathroom
When THOT Shots And Man Panties Collide
When THOT Shots And Man Panties Collide
I’m feeling 100% punched in the junk by the relentless deluge of depressing news this week, so I want to end things on a lighter note. And by that, I mean a shallow note and by THAT, I mean Kim Zolciak because you could squeeze an eyedropper of water into the Grand Canyon and the resulting miniscule puddle would be deeper than her. In a series of two photos taken by her 18-year-daughter, Kim…
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…And other rhetorical questions I’m pretty sure Thing 1 is tired of hearing right when he walks in the door after school. It’s okay. He’ll need fodder for his therapist eventually.
John Stamos and his glutes are gracing the pages of everyone’s go-to attention whore THOT shot publication: PAPER magazine. They brought us Miley Cyrus weird body paint shoot (NFSW) and Kim Kardashian‘s NSFW failed attempt to break the internet while slathered head to toe in whatever bargain basement sex lube she still has laying around from her sex tape days with Ray J.
There was a Q&A that went along with the photo as part of Paper’s #Fandemonium issue dedicated to celebrities with “devoted online fan bases.”
What is the most amazing thing about being you?
Basically, I get to meet truly extraordinary people. I especially like the funny ones. This life has surpassed my ability to describe it. It’s wondrous. I’ve found myself in so many absolutely unbelievable situations… it’s all wonderfully insane.
What is the most stressful thing about being you?
Answering questions like this. And learning lines is the hardest part of the acting process.
When you want to get attention, what do you do?
Pose for PAPER.
Have you ever edited your Wikipedia page?
I never have — but I remember early on reading it and someone else edited in that I had done a bunch or porno films with very funny titles. Clever.
I guess John has a nice ass if you’re into man booty. Click on pic to enlarge and/or print out for your masturbatory needs.
“Why Am I Looking At John Stamos Ass?” …And other rhetorical questions I'm pretty sure Thing 1 is tired of hearing right when he walks in the door after school.
Instagram is taking a break from policing nipples to take a stand against The Game‘s peen THOT shots. Two uploads featuring his Thank you, sir, may I have another dick print have been taken down after getting flagged as inappropriate.
Who the hell is out there reporting this gloriousness? And I’m not talking about Lieutenant Long Schlong, defender of The Game’s booty shorts. A woman can’t post half a titty or some tastefully displayed camel toe without being labeled a thirsty ho. Keeping some of the men in the mix who are attention whoring just as hard helps to even the odds. Plus, if IG is going to put the kibosh on anything he does, it should be his awful hashtag game. Are those recorded lyrics? Did he freestyle it? Either way, I’ll have to respectfully decline his offer to “prop them pillows” and “catch an Uber downtown.”
Instagram Yanks The Game’s Peen Instagram is taking a break from policing nipples to take a stand against The Game's peen THOT shots.
And Now Here's The Only Celebrity Halloween Costume That Matters
And Now Here’s The Only Celebrity Halloween Costume That Matters
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When You Do The Absolute Most And Your Thigh Gap Still Isn't As Big As The Empty Space Between Your Ears
When You Do The Absolute Most And Your Thigh Gap Still Isn’t As Big As The Empty Space Between Your Ears
My feisty followers want me to take my pics closer up so you guys can see the detail!! How’s this and listen I turn my feet in so you can see my damn shoe not to have a thigh gap cause I have that anyway!! #DownAtEmory #NotPregnantSoDontTryIt shoes:Jimmy Choo shirt:Dont Know jeans: citizen of humanity A photo posted by Kim Zolciak-Biermann (@kimzolciakbiermann) on Aug 19, 2015 at 11:32am PDT…
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