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All My Love And Thank You
All My Love And Thank You
865 days. 4,619 posts. 560 Reach Arounds. One very lucky and grateful blogger. I’d like to thank my husband, Brian, and our three sons for their support, love, craziness and patience. That extends to family and friends who came along for the ride, especially Angelique. I will forever be grateful to Michael K at Dlisted for taking a chance on a bored stay-at-home mom, and for giving me the tools…
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If the scent of a fresh ombre dye job, yoga-induced B.O., veganism and a level of hotness that refuses to give ladyparts a damn break wafted through the air just now, it’s the spirit of Hot Hobo Jesus.
Jared Leto can cut his hair, dye it bright pink or Joker green, embrace the rock star mohawk, or shave that shit off entirely and he’ll still be HHJ to me. And I will forever ship him with Lupita Nyong’o because the Lupeto magic of the 2014 awards season will never die. Hell, if they decide to get together, pop out a few babies and live happily ever after, you may see my ass back here for a good, old fashioned fangirl flail via keyboard.
Image: Glamour
Onto the objectification, all courtesy of Jared’s Instagram account.
Your A.M. Eye Candy With Hot Hobo Jesus If the scent of a fresh ombre dye job, yoga-induced B.O., veganism and a level of hotness that refuses to give ladyparts a damn break wafted through the air just now, it's the spirit of…
Kim Kardashian Basic Bitched In Cannes Because Sharon Stone Is Too Demanding
Kim Kardashian Basic Bitched In Cannes Because Sharon Stone Is Too Demanding
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Kanye West Believes His Fashion Will End Bullying
Kanye West Believes His Fashion Will End Bullying
Out of all of the egotistical delusions brought forth by celebrities, I think I’ll miss Kanye West‘s the most in a purely LOL, fuck that guy kind of way. He was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and she asked if he regrets any of his longwinded Twitter rants. That paved the way for Kanye to launch into a longwinded, seven minute-long verbal rant and he covered everything from bitching about Mark…
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I hate that I recognize both the legs and those cocked and loaded middle fingers – SOW The only reason this heffa is in Cannes is because she’s a rich, horny old man’s +1 – Celebitchy But they’re all free to live their own lives and make their own decisions, right. RIGHT??? – The Blemish Please tell me I’m not the one one who sees hints of that little girl from Growing Pains mashed up with a…
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And Now Some Inspirational Words From Mariah Carey
And Now Some Inspirational Words From Mariah Carey
Life got you down? Struggling at work? Going through a breakup? Kids sucking your will to live and making you wish he’d pulled out faster? Chin up, buttercup. There are uplifting messages everywhere in the world if you know where to look. A kind word from a friend. A mumbled, “I’d fuck her if I had to” from the transient gentleman who alternates between catcalling women and flipping them off…
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I’m at a place in my personal fitness (fatness?) where all jeans are mom jeans. Pocket size and placement doesn’t matter. When you’re shaped like the cushions from a busted love seat someone with high hopes and terrible taste in home decor is trying to unload at a garage sale from the back (and can only cry in so many fitting rooms before dehydration sets in), you learn to embrace ass-covering tops instead of questing to find the perfect jeans. When you’re shaped like Sophia Bush, the search for jeans turns purposely mom and becomes Instagram-able.
Sophia has been on my girl crush list ever since I started watching Chicago P.D. Much like Jeffrey Dean Morgan yesterday, her dimples are worthy of some tent-pitching. Throw in the rest of the beauty, the charitable heart and the raspy voice and we have some eye and ear candy on our hands.
Your A.M. Eye Candy With Sophia Bush I'm at a place in my personal fitness (fatness?) where all jeans are mom jeans. Pocket size and placement doesn't matter.
The "Ghostbusters" Reboot Brings Out The Big Guns In A New Trailer
The “Ghostbusters” Reboot Brings Out The Big Guns In A New Trailer
I’ll take Terrible, Punny Titles Designed To Objectify Men for $800, Alex. And Chris Hemsworth any day of the week and twice on Sundays. The first official trailer for the Ghostbusters reboot starring Kristen Wiig, Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy and Kate McKinnon came out two months ago. Since then, it has racked up more than 32 million views, 800,000 downvotes, and 200,000 mostly negative…
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Come for the beach boobs, stay for the ridiculously hot villain – SOW 1. I though that was David Boreanaz. 2. This is male vapidness at its finest. 3. What are the odds they photoshopped a nutslip out of that second shot? – Celebitchy Was Beyonce‘s athletic line made using the oppressed hands of Sri Lankan sweatshop workers? – The Blemish 54 years old and still trying to make her frenemies…
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Hugh Hefner Is Getting Sued For Being Cosby-Adjacent Three months after she dropped her New York lawsuit against Bill Cosby stemming from a bad touch incident that supposedly went down at the Playboy Mansion in 2008, …
Notes & Hos ft. The End Of The Road
Notes & Hos ft. The End Of The Road
A few years ago, I was given an opportunity to dip my toe into the celebrity blogging waters. It had been a dream to have my own gossip site ever since I found myself thousand miles away from family and friends, looking for social interaction on blogs and forums as a stay-at-home mom. That toe dip turned into a plunge. It was messy and ugly. I had no idea what the hell I was doing and I enjoyed…
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Your A.M. Eye Candy With Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Your A.M. Eye Candy With Jeffrey Dean Morgan
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Please bow your heads and say a small prayer for Instagram’s servers. Between Kim Kardashian vowing to post nude selfies until she’s nothing but lumps of re-distributed fat sliding around inside a skin sleeping bag and kicks the bucket, and Courtney Stodden announcing her pregnancy before the pee even dried on the stick, those servers are going to need all the intervention–divine or otherwise–they can get.
The statement that’s swirling around from Courtney came from her injected, greasy lips to Us Weekly‘s ears.
“It’s a bittersweet time for me right now. I’m dealing with a lot of stress and emotions surrounding life and its ups and downs. Doug and I weren’t planning on going public with this so soon. I’m only four weeks along in my pregnancy. But some things are out of your control.”
I first saw her confirmation on Page Six and thought there would be more to the story. Courtney has been duking it out on Lifetime’s The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition with her estranged mother, Krista Keller. I assumed the early pregnancy announcement was tied to some manufactured drama pitting the evil mother who pushed her 16-year-old daughter into a marriage with a man 34 years her senior against the couple who has survived against the odds. If Courtney is going to make it sound like she and husband Doug Hutchinson‘s hands were forced, where’s the backstory that necessitated such an angsty statement? I can only award Courtney one star out of five on the Sliding Famewhore Scale if this is all there is to it.
Courtney and Doug married in 2011. She skyrocketed to D-list fame as a teenaged bride who slowly morphed into a lower rent Heidi Montag while he remained a middle aged washed up actor playing the part of the neighborhood spending his free time trying to lure kids into a back alley where his panel van with the tear stained air mattress awaits. They appeared on Couples Therapy the year after they wed, broke things off in 2013 and got back together the following year. Best of luck to them, their baby (or “baby” if you’re not buying it) and the next chapter of their half-assed attempts to manufacture marketable drama.
Courtney Stodden Is Pregnant Please bow your heads and say a small prayer for Instagram's servers. Between Kim Kardashian vowing to post nude selfies until she's nothing but lumps of re-distributed fat sliding around inside a skin sleeping bag and kicks the bucket, and…
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I’ve never been more jealous of someone than I am right now – SOW Standing ovation to Susan Sarandon for not kissing Woody Allen‘s ass AND dragging it a few hundred yards through Cannes – Celebitchy Would You Hit It? The Jailbait Edition – The Blemish Since when does Nicky Hilton‘s face look like that?? – Reality Tea I’m torn between I’d still do her and How dare you waste French fries, bitch??…
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Wendell Pierce Is NOT Feelin' The Bern
Wendell Pierce Is NOT Feelin’ The Bern
When I imagine a political cat fight breaking out these days, it’s usually over New Jersey Governor and Donald Trump bitch boy Chris Christie hitting a catering table at a political event without any thought to the equitable distribution of the food. Other guests are trying to snag a finger sandwich while he’s stuffing hors d’oeuvres into his…
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Sinead O'Connor Is Missing And May Be Suicidal
Sinead O’Connor Is Missing And May Be Suicidal
Police in Illinois have kicked off a search for singer Sinead O’Connor. She left for a bike ride in the Chicago suburb of Willmette at six o’clock yesterday morning and hasn’t been seen since. With her history of mental illness and multiple public threats of suicide in the last six months, authorities have issued a check-for-well-being alert in the area. A few hours after she disappeared, a post…
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Henry Cavill And His Fetal Girlfriend Have Broken Up
Henry Cavill And His Fetal Girlfriend Have Broken Up
The love affair for the ages between Henry Cavill, 33, and 19-year-old Tara King has reportedly binged on relationship Taco Bell and shit the bed. A source told Page Six that just two months after Henry laid it on thick during an interview and said Tara takes the weight of the world off his nicely developed shoulders, they’ve called it quits. “Henry and Tara have split — it is official.” “Henry…
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