#thoughtsofmurk

[knightomurk]

Always bet on Togore Knight!!!!

[noviinight]

My reasons for besieging the opposition:

1. Funny.

2. I don't like some people and I WANT THEIR VISCERA SCATTERED EVERYWHERE, ADORNING EVERY SURFACE!!!

3. Riding upon my steed. Straight after an ale.

[knightomurk]

Watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show on Saturday... Why are they making himbos in a lab

[noviinight]

Reform are talking about building detention centers in areas that vote Green.

Ah yes. "If you don't do what we want we will treat you badly."

[noviinight]

Sailin' in me ship, right after a grog,

Yarg, that galleon be as slow as a slug,

Navy up my ass, but I'm goin' fast,

I'll sail a hundred knots in an hour!

Nary did ye know, I've wind in me sails,

While yer chuggin' along like a snail,

Broadsiding this cur,

Off to Davy's locker,

Yer meagre life is over!

[noviinight]

Reform voters have shit for brains. Why would you vote against your own interests as a working person if you aren't a business owner or crypto billionaire/millionaire? Their density genuinely astounds me and it's scary that in 3 years we might have them in power.

Reform are not your friends.

They are not friends of the working class.

They serve big corporations, the ultra-rich, Trump, and themselves.

The elections are over now, but in future please VOTE TACTICALLY!

[knightomurk]

Do y'all think Tenna and Spamton did freaky shit with their noses or nah?

Like dude

[noviinight]

My talking Spamton plush arrived and I had a nightmare about getting into a plane crash.

This doesn't bode well for me