Dec 17, 2024
i hate most of those 'vox owns alastor's soul' aus because alastor is unphotographable, asexual, and wouldn't know a jpeg file from a usb drive. he would be USELESS in vtower.
however, yknow who would be a good thrall? vox is already pr-trained, would know a transatlantic accent, and is technologically gifted enough that running a radio show would be easy as pie for him.
the main problem is how annoying he'd be about it.
"and now to my costar vox with stocks updates!"
"yeah hi. vox here. tv guy vox. the guy with the tv for a head. i'm a tv, if you forgot. yesterday the stocks for radio went down by 2% because radio is irrelevant and bad. tv stocks went up by 11% though. hey did you know my head is a tv by the w-"
#oh you thought husk was a disobedient thrall?#meet vox. vox moans when alastor pulls on his chain bc he knows how much it annoys him#thrall!vox is the epitome of malicious compliance. he'd feel worthless if he wasnt productive but he sure isn't gonna give alastor any wort#radiostatic#vox hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#vox the tv demon#alastor the radio demon#voxal#alastor's deal#alastor owns vox's soul#thrall!vox#thrall#radiosilence#onewaybroadcast#thisll flop but i need to share my terrible radio host!vox au