#thrashcrs

[parkerschultz]

incorrect The Love Club quotes, featuring @thrashcrs & @cherylcherry!!

[parkerschultz]

closed starter for @thrashcrs​!!

he had finally rubbed off the inevitability of his sister’s presence, her figure swaying off into the distance. she’d found a friend of hers and decided--- thank fuck--- to leave both parker and miles to their own demise. he cleared his throat. “funnel cake?” he asked, extending the fluffy sweet treat and retreating back when he saw something in the distance. not too far from their footing, stood a large and grandiose elephant. parker hadn’t ever seen an animal like such in his life--- a poor construct of his childhood, he never visited a zoo.

he walked over without saying anything to miles, who was gazing off somewhere else--- he assumed cherry. they were a great pair, she brought out a sweetness to him and she had a bumblebee on her index finger. who was to say miles didn’t have the same thing?

he stood tall, almost reaching the grand animal in height, but alas, was a bit off. he smiled at the rider, shaking hands with him. “can i pet him?” parker asked like a sheer, innocent child. they gave a nod to their head and then returned back to speaking with the ring leader of the fair. the elephant was beautiful and reflected the sun in it’s eyes. he wondered what would be more beautiful. he looked back at miles, who seemed to be noticing his absence. miles was beautiful, too beautiful. he’d never love or even like a monster that looked like parker. then again, miles was straighter than a toothpick. it’d never work. he cleared his throat and waved. “dude!” he yelled over the crowd.

[tragictrinket]

miles/parker!

send me a ship & i’ll tell you | still accepting!!

Who said “I love you” first

omg probably parker lets be real??? like i feel like miles would be chicken shit ok he’d be like listen here i’m not gonna say it because I’m Not Gay though i’m totally gay and i just don’t wanna show my gayness yet lmao.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

miles and it’d be a photo parker hates and that’s why he keeps it there. the little shit.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

PARKER. PARKER. PARKER.

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

oh god probably both??? i feel like parker’s would be more random and kind of like “hey you talked about this that one time 92103802398 years ago and like i still remember”

Who initiated the first kiss

parker. lmao.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

MILES. I CRY BC IT’S SO CUTE.

Who starts tickle fights

parker because he’s really good at tickling and knows miles prob hates the shit out of it. ahhhh i love my gay sons.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

both probably because they’re both insecure as shit but would be like “hey lemme join my boyfriend in the shower bc he won’t make fun of my tiny penis” yknow? ya feel me?

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

uhhhh neither i don’t think?

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

miles because parker would just be bitter and angry the entire time until he wasn’t and miles would probably think parker hated him lmao. true love.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

PARKER. 

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

PARKER OH MY LORDY MC GOD. honestly he’d be like eeeeeee bb u want sum fuk and then he’d also be like “love me god dammit”

[goldenhqs]

looks like you have a case of updog

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