WHO: nathan goldstein. stand up comedian. heterosexual. 40-44. jake johnson fc. OPEN TO: f 35+ PLOT: your muse is flirting with him and...he can’t believe it.
at first, he’d been so sure that she was just messing with him and he couldn’t help but laugh along to what she was saying. “i’m sorry, what?” he paused for a moment, a look of disbelief coating his features. “are you actually hitting on me? if so, i feel like a dick because i’ve just been laughing this entire time and i don’t want you to think i’m making fun of you or something but i mean, really? you’re...definitely out of my league. ask any person in here and they’d tell you that.”













