TEXTS 📱 SEBASTIAN🔄 HALEY
SEBASTIAN: That's why you will have an even better future.
SEBASTIAN: I mean yeah I am. So what if he's an ass? I'm an ass and you still love me. Besides, you can push the asshole part aside, he's hot and a former NBA player. Super reliable.
SEBASTIAN: I know it is out of the ordinary, but he was really a good fuck. Then he always had the audacity to argue with me about stupid shit, get moody and then I'd fuck him endlessly. You know I love a good bratty bottom situation.
SEBASTIAN: I'd love to hear it actually. I'm sure I'll get to at Christmas. At least he's doing that and not out smoking crack which a bunch of weirdos.
HALEY: You're a different sort of ass. We also don't have a long rich history of half brothers and best friends. He's obnoxious and mealy and I couldn't care less about his NBA status.
HALEY: His hair is stupid also.
HALEY: Sounds like this could be heading towards....serious territory? I need to meet him.
HALEY: Then he's all yours Christmas day. Peyton and I can get drunk. Yes, within the timeframe of this conversation, Peyton has confirmed alongside Brooke.
HALEY: Ooooooh. You should invite him! Just so you're not surrounded by vagina.













