#thread: bobbie.

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❛  i'm sorry for yellin', been shot in the leg. ❜ lidia to bobbie mayhaps?

🌙 * ― 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐓

“Happens to the best of us.” Bobbie started rummaging through his jacket pockets. “You want a stimpack or something?”

[pathetiiic]

"I hate it up here" - bettingonhouse to bobby

🌙 * ― 𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐓

“Probably should have thought about that before sticking yourself in The Tube.” Bobbie’s first concern would have been the whole being stuck thing, but what did he know? He was a glorified mailman.

@bettingonhouse

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@oceancaged liked for a starter

“Who’s gonna tell them that Elvis shit himself to death?”

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@wandercr liked for a starter

“What animal do you think Ed-E would be?”

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@walkswastes liked for a starter

“So… how much head trauma do you think someone could take before you decide God must just fucking hate them?”

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" it's okay, trauma makes you hot, baby girl. " (for Bobbie)

PROMPTS BASED ON WEIRD SHIT ME & MY BF HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER

“At least I’m the sexiest motherfucker in the Mojave, then.”

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@stonespacey :: "You have to rest, end of story, zip, nothing else."

Even More Exhaustion Memes!

There was no reason that Bobbie had been taking any odd job around the station he could find. If there was a reason, it definitely wasn’t the fact that his father was visiting and he was avoiding his quarters as much as possible. He was just… trying to be helpful. That was all.

“I’m fine, sir,” he replied to Sisko, hands visibly trembling. “It’s just the freezer burn…” Being frozen for 300 years hadn’t been an entirely pleasant experience for him.

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@orionsyndicate :: “  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ” (Raimo to Bobbie)

prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

It was him. It was Bobbie blasting his music every morning. There was something about listening to old earth music 340 years later on a star base that just… did something to his brain. He was trying to figure out what, which was why he’d been playing it every morning for the better part of a week.

He opened his mouth before closing again. Telling Raimo the truth about the mystery when he’d just said it was what kept him going. Even though it was most likely a joke, he didn’t want to be responsible for anything that might happen.

“Damn, man. That’s crazy,” he finally replied. “My money is on the 36 year old.”