Jul 15, 2015
“Oh no, I was totally fine. It was weird! Like, some miracle or something. I was so lucky. But it was, like, kind of really funny in retrospect? Anyway, still not one of my best dates, but, you know, I made the most of it.”
“Kind of funny?? Dude, you could have died! I’m still trying to figure out if you’re actually alive or not! Did he at least, like, pay for dinner? Did you walk home? Did you get back into that sidecar? Because if you did, I’m seriously judging you right now, man.”