Buffy Season 3 Starters (Part One)
First of all, what was with the acrobatics?
Well, we try not to get killed. That’s part of our whole mission statement
I just suck at undercover.
Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
I could eat a horse. Ain’t it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?
there are two things that I don’t believe in: coincidence and leprechauns.
I kissed him, and I killed him.
Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical ‘til I was at least forty.
How come you’re the Wakey Girl?
Okay, let’s not say something we’ll all regret later, okay?
Aw, it was easy. Started a fire in the prison laundry room. Rode out in the garbage truck.
What, you just tripped and fell on his lips?
I don’t need an excuse! I think lots of dead people actually constitutes a reason!
You’ll fight, and you’ll shag, and you’ll hate each other ‘til it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends.
I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.
Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.
I think we should sit down again.
You don’t have to prove anything to me.
I am the thing the darkness fears.
All right, I get it, you’re evil! Do we have to chat about it all day?
You have no idea what you’re dealing with.
I’m weak. I’ve never been anything else.
But if you die right now, then all that you ever were was a monster.
Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do.
I’m a rebel! I’m having a rebellion!
Prince of Night, I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!
That’s not why we fight. We do it because there’s things worth fighting for.
What were you going to kill me for before?