Nov 23, 2024
"What do you mean you are going out of town? For how long? It's nearly the holidays." @itsrogersandco
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"What do you mean you are going out of town? For how long? It's nearly the holidays." @itsrogersandco
They’re Lesbians, Harold
Meet Cinder, and Emi. Cinder (the ridgie) is hails from the shifting expanse, and collected bones to sell. Emi (guardian) is a boxer from the tsunami flats, where she trained against the tidal waves. Cinder hired Emi as a bodyguard many years ago, and the rest is history.
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“Dude, screw you. I am never, ever, e v e r playing video games with you ever again.”
Emi was being the sorest loser, and she was well aware of that, but she didn’t care. She’d been blue shelled right before crossing the finish line. Mario Kart was no joke to her, especially since she felt like she had a reigning crown to protect. “A blue shell is the lowest of the low, and you know that!”
Gimme some Goderman for that ship meme~
♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa? I think Krystal would most definitely push instead of pulling, but only because she’d be too distracted by something funny that Emi might have said or done.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them? Krystal is totally the more romantic of the two, so she would doodle the little hearts. Emi texts hearts more often though.
Who starts the tickle fights? Emi does omg. She’s so aggressive sometimes, even if she doesn’t see it that way? I think Krystal might win them though. Emi is horribly ticklish.
Who starts the pillow fights? Once again, Emi does and they keep it going until they knock something over, like a picture on the wall or maybe a glass of wine or something. Then they’re frantically trying to clean it up.
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile? Oh my goodness? Krystal??? Yes??? Emi can fall asleep anywhere (ANYWHERE!!!) and just Krystal shvisfvfnvvfv, she just loves her so much.
Who mistakes salt for sugar? That’s a hard one? I feel like they would each do that the first time they come into each other’s houses? I think Emi might do it more often. She doesn’t cook much, so she wouldn’t even notice the difference in consistency or smell until after she’d done pouring it and tastes whatever it is she’s seasoning.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning? Emi because she’s a forgetful jerk. But then after the second beep she’s frantically trying to throw herself on the microwave to lessen the loudness.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines? They both do! And they text them to each other with loads of winky faces.
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order? Hmmm, I think Krystal might. She seems more organized and put-together. It might be because she’s older? She has her life more together.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies? Emi does. Krystal warns her about salmonella but Emi’s just like, “I’ve never gotten sick before, I don’t plan on starting now..
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion? ;~~; Krystal does. She’s so romantic, and honestly I feel like it might be wasted on Emi.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen? Emi makes Krystal do it, after she watches her do nails the first time. Krystal is so talented, and Emi takes the opportunity to get naked (only so she can draw on her better and have a larger canvas, duh).
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation? I feel like I keep making Krystal this sensitive person, but she totally is? So I feel like Krystal comes home with the souvenirs, but Emi helps choose them? They settle on picture magnets, so they can put them on the fridge.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines? Emi convinces Krystal, and half the time it’s not really convincing, but more like, Emi reads it aloud, and won’t talk about another subject until Krystal has answered her completely. Adding up the results though is super hard, so Krystal has to help her do so.
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“I worked really hard on that flower crown. The least you could do is pretend to like it.”
eyesbrightaskrystal:
“You know I’m super persistent. I can, like, wait all day.”
“And I’m not above bribes!”
"But can you wait two days? Three? I don't think so, Krys. And I can keep my secret for two or three days. I know so."
[text]: k… [text]: r they gonna make u pay 4 damages?? [text]: r thr damages????? [text]: hw slow wer u going????
[text to; krystal]: i mean, there’s like a little yellow dent on the car??? so i mean there’s not a lot of damages??? [text to; krystal]: they should pay ME for damages tbh. the fire hydrant wasn’t bright enough [text to; krystal]: it was p slow??? i was looking for an address, but i didn’t feel like walking????
“Oh no, I was totally fine. It was weird! Like, some miracle or something. I was so lucky. But it was, like, kind of really funny in retrospect? Anyway, still not one of my best dates, but, you know, I made the most of it.”
“Kind of funny?? Dude, you could have died! I’m still trying to figure out if you’re actually alive or not! Did he at least, like, pay for dinner? Did you walk home? Did you get back into that sidecar? Because if you did, I’m seriously judging you right now, man.”
