#three sea shells

[emperorsfoot]

Prime’s ship does not have toilet paper. Instead, all toilets have a shelf and three sea shells. 

[emperorsfoot]

Funny Sky High Headcanon: After three lifetimes, when Barron Battle is finally released on parole, Warren and Will’s grandchildren (or great grandchildren, I don’t know how long three to four consecutive life sentences is), successfully convince Battle was everything from Demolition Man is true. Taco Bell is the hight of fancy restaurants, you get fined for profanity, and instead of toilet paper all bathroom just have three sea shells.

[spacecapybara]

I wanna see more of these jokes.

I love jokes in Sci-fi or fantasy where the character doesn’t grasp a concept that is mundane and everyday so much to the place they are that the people that live there look at them funny over how someone could not grasp it. Like the three sea shells from Demolition Man  I desperately want to see these kinda jokes done more often. Imagine a human couple on an alien world and a group of aliens look at them strangely cus they don’t get how humans work and just go “So whose the eel and whose the claw?” 

[themoviedoc]

If you love science-fiction, go to:

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[nofaction-blog]

Lakutis - "Jesus Piece" p/ Steel Tipped Dove Three Sea Shells

[lunasphere]

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Lakutis, wily New York rapper, yogi and Marmot Biggie historian, will release a new LP, Three Seashells, on January 16th via Greedhead. Here’s climax track “Body Scream,” produced by Hot Sugar, in which a lady calls out Lakutis’ bad habits and he responds with an impassioned wail.

Read more: http://www.thefader.com/2013/11/22/stream-lakutis-body-scream/#ixzz2lUUBfmNf

Very much love this song and the person who made it

[lakutis]

[xiao-gui]