#three-dollar bill

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Three Dollar Bill No. 8 - Illegal Spells

Also, hello! I have recently opened a Patreon! No pressure to join, though i'd really appreciate it!

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Coming out to my step-mom

Ok the background here is I photoshopped my face on a three dollar bill. I didn't get to use the bill to come out to my parents so I wanted to use it with my step-mom. I've used my phone to put it on the T.V. screen and she's looking at it.

Step-mom: Wait, what is this?

Me: Well have you heard the expression "queer as a three-dollar bill?"

Step-mom: Oh, *laughs* well be careful who you show that to, they might take it the wrong way.

Me: ...

Step-mom: You know, they might think you're gay.

My Dad: *listening from the next room* THAT'S WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY.

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Three-Dollar Bill 3 - The Breast of Times

A recreation of real life events. (Scary) (Real) (it could happen to you) (Boobers)

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Three Dollar Bill 4 - Pitch Imperfect

Next comic will be happier, i swear.

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Three-Dollar Bill 14 - Bisocksual (feat. @deadeyedfae)

A valid crashout, all things considered.

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Three-Dollar Bill 13 - Merry Fuckin' Whatever

Christmas was... interesting this year *sigh* Thank god for chosen family, huh?

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Three-Gold Coin 5 - A Romance Blooms? A comic about playing Pathfinder and being a raging lesbian.

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Three Dollar Bill 6 - Nyx Will Remember This (feat. @entropy-tempus)

a somewhat accurate recreation of an actual interaction.