Feb 9, 2017
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Student: Touch my butt, but not in a weird way.
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Random chatter:
Student: Touch my butt, but not in a weird way.
Random chatter:
Dan: We’re 55 episodes into our show. Student: Wait, what show? What are you even talking about? Dan: Tales From The-- Wait, you’re in it! Itzel (formerly known as “Firestarter”): You’re in a few of them. Student: I am???
During the sermon:
Will: Who in the Bible is a good example of male headship? Kentucky: MARY AND JOSEPH!!! Will: ...no, Jesus. Kentucky: Oh yeah, Jesus.
During the sermon:
*An ungodly stench settles near the computer where Dan and Daniel are sitting.* Daniel: Oh wow, what’s that smell? Dan: One time I’m happy my allergies are acting up. I can’t smell anything-- OH WOW, that’s awful! Make it stop!
Random chatter:
Dan: I had to bust out the book of quotes tonight. Kentucky: Did I say something stupid? I did, huh?
Whilst talking about Adam and Eve:
Kentucky: I just realized something. My name is EVE-ana! Everybody Else: *Wow* Dan: Time to fire up that Tumblr nonsense again.
(Oh hey, Kentucky’s real name is Ivana. What a shocker.)
During the sermon:
Will: Why do we use cookie cutters? Kentucky: To cut cookies!!! Dan: Well, you’re not wrong. *Slides of gingerbread men pop up to make things weirder.*
During the sermon:
*We’re talking about how a woman generally changes her last name when she gets married.* Student: (legitimately serious question) Drew, did you know your wife changed her last name [to yours]? Drew: Yes, OF COURSE I know.