"Did everyone wake up determined to be an asshole today?" The words come out, accompanied by a heavy sigh, hatred directed towards the cyclist who almost ran her over seconds ago. elle has to bend down to pick up the now empty coffee cup and goop-stained papers. The liquid has reached her blouse and boots as a result of its fall and subsequent impact, not to mention the sad beige stain that now adorns the pavement. At least have the decency to buy me a new one... for fuck sake……..I'll be there in a minute. " She announces it to the newcomer. "Pull yourself together, you've got this." You got this. Hi, welcome to heaven on earth. Would you like to try our banana pudding cookies?" (( @eliluci ))














