Drift: I bring bad news my comrades. I believe the Decepticons beat us to the (insert random alien planet/solar system).
Optimus: oh no. This is grave news…
Prowl: how could you tell?
Jazz: spot some familiar signs from ya con days?
Drift: in a way. I found a plethora of Pornagraphic material that Thundercracker has starred in.
Drift: (holds up the ‘evidence’)
Optimus: oh… wow
Drift: indeed.
Prowl: …why do you have so much of it?
Drift:
Drift: Prowl, do you really want an answer to that question?
Prowl: …no.
Optimus: no.
Jazz: a little?
Prowl: No
Jazz: no…
Ngl I’m loving the Pornstar!Thundercracker thoughts we’ve been having. They’ve taken over my brain
SSGSSGGE COURSE HE DID
Of course
You know why, Prowl, you know why














