Smash or pass: Rabastan
smash or pass.
“ HARD PASS. Ignorant purebloods with delusions of grandeur aren’t my type. ”
( @thvnderstormrab )
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Smash or pass: Rabastan
smash or pass.
“ HARD PASS. Ignorant purebloods with delusions of grandeur aren’t my type. ”
( @thvnderstormrab )
sybill/rabastan
who hogs the duvet - Sybill. Rabastan keeps an extra blanket under the bed because he thinks she’s too cute to wake.
who texts/rings to check how their day is going - When he’s home, Rab. When he’s on a business trip, Sybill. She tends to worry when he’s gone, though a lot of the time she will just travel with him.
who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts - Rab. He always surprises her with little ethereal themed gifts.
who gets up first in the morning - Rab. Sybill is notorious for oversleeping. She stays up too late looking at the heavens for signs from the other realm
who suggests new things in bed - Sybill. She adores his flexibility, after all, and likes to see what limits they can achieve together.
who cries at movies - Sybill. But sometimes she might over-exaggerate so Rab will roll his eyes at her but hold her closely to him.
who gives unprompted massages - Sybill. His line of work can be particularly stressful, and she has the magic touch along with her inner eye.
who fusses over the other when they’re sick - Rabastan. He might super tough most of the time but he positively panics when Sybill is sick
who gets jealous easiest - Sybill. She feels like Rab is way out of her league and can’t help but feel annoyed when someone stares too long at him.
who has the most embarrassing taste in music - Normally Sybill, but she did find that one Celestina Warbeck album she didn’t quite remember purchasing herself...
who collects something unusual - Sybill. All of her belongings are unusual, but Rab feeds her addiction
who takes the longest to get ready - They both tend to get ready pretty quickly. They are both masters of the “just out of bed and still looking fabulous” look.
who is the most tidy and organised - Oh definitely Rab. Sybill is a hot mess at all times.
who gets most excited about the holidays - Sybill does. Especailly Christmas. Rabastan acts like he doesn’t get into the holiday spirit, but he always at the last minutes finds something extraordiary to do to celebrate.
who is the big spoon/little spoon - Rabastan/Sybill
who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports - Rabastan. Especially when it’s something that is surprisingly Sybill’s strength. That gets Rab reeeeeally annoyed.
who starts the most arguments Rab likes to make offhand comments about the other realm he overhears from cyrus just to get sybill worked up. He thinks it’s adorable and a bit sexy to see her get so heated up.
who suggests that they buy a pet Sybill but Rabastan wholeheartedly agrees. She buys a puppy and it’s the widest Rab has ever smiled.
what couple traditions they have Whenever they choose somewhere to eat Rabastan lets Sybill search the other realm for the best option. Most of the time that just means she gets to choose wherever she wants to go, but Rab does a good job of playing along.
what tv shows they watch together Sybill really only watches one muggle TV program: The Muppet Show. Every once in a while Rabastan will humor her and watch it with her, but most of the time he busies himself with something else.
what other couple they hang out with Rodolphus and Bellatrix. Because imagine how annoyed they’d both be with Sybill, who insists that Rabastan’s family is important and he should still maintain ties with them.
how they spend time together as a couple - They love exchanging stories of their travels. Sybill weaving tales of the different places and methods of divination she has learned. Rabastan of the places he has gone for artifacts and the danger he has gotten in.
who made the first move - Sybill, but Rabastan soon took the lead.
who brings flowers home - Rabastan. He knows how much she loves nature and will bring a new bouquet every few weeks.
who is the best cook - Rabastan. How he learned to cook Sybill will never know, but she loves it when she comes home to the sweet aroma of whatever recipe he has brought back from foreign lands.
@thvnderstormrab
the very flexible Rabastan Lestrange.
“Well, I would be lying to you if I said I had not considered the possibility... you must admit he just looks like he knows his way around a bedroom or a bathroom, or a closet, or an office, or a dining room table, or the knight bus...”
@thvnderstormrab
'drunk’
owl to —> rabastan lestrange
“who the fuck do you think you are? yu pompos arshole. ugh i cant lok at ur stupid face.”
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SEND ME A ✧ AND I’LL BOLD ALL THAT APPLY
I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you.✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).
🅰 //oops, my hand slipped
Send My Muse Ⓐ and See What They Think of Yours
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
Personality:
grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible
How likely they would have sex with them:
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are were already having sex
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed