[previously]
Amber: Dale’s not imagining things. He-- damn it! There’s not enough time for this. Do you trust me?
James: [hesitant] Yes... Amber, what’s going on?
Amber: After we find Cora, I swear to you that I will explain everything. For now, you get the summary. Magic is real. There’s an entire supernatural world that I assume you know nothing about. You know how you like to joke that I’m weird? That’s why. I’m part of it.
Amber: ...and I’m really sorry I’ve been hiding this from you, but it’s been for your own safety. Now that’s fucked and we need help. Cora’s in the faerie realm now and I have no idea how to get there.
James: Sunshine, what are you--
Amber: Lucius Al-Ibris! I call upon your bond to me! Ugh, why did it have to rhyme?
James: What the fuck is going on? Why was your hand sparkly?
Amber: I’m a mage. Cora was kidnapped by the fey and taken to their realm. I’m going to go get her back, but I have to get you and Dale back to safety first. I don’t think I’d be able to teleport all three of us. And I just summoned someone--honestly I’m not sure what he is--to help me get to the fey realm.
Amber: Aw, shit.
James: What?
Amber: I just realized why the summoning spell didn’t work. Ugh, that asshole. Here, hold Dale while I try again.
Amber: [deep sigh] Lucius, I want your glorious body!
James: [yelling from off-screen] What the fuck?!?
Lucius: All you had to do was ask, Kitten.
















