The two of them are basicallyyy the mean popular girl and jock archetype there really isnt much to it. They've got the messiest relationship ever (classic high school stuff ig...) and they serve as primary antagonists (though they are pretty good friends with ref)
Amber: Dale’s not imagining things. He-- damn it! There’s not enough time for this. Do you trust me?
James: [hesitant] Yes... Amber, what’s going on?
Amber: After we find Cora, I swear to you that I will explain everything. For now, you get the summary. Magic is real. There’s an entire supernatural world that I assume you know nothing about. You know how you like to joke that I’m weird? That’s why. I’m part of it.
Amber: ...and I’m really sorry I’ve been hiding this from you, but it’s been for your own safety. Now that’s fucked and we need help. Cora’s in the faerie realm now and I have no idea how to get there.
James: Sunshine, what are you--
Amber: Lucius Al-Ibris! I call upon your bond to me! Ugh, why did it have to rhyme?
James: What the fuck is going on? Why was your hand sparkly?
Amber: I’m a mage. Cora was kidnapped by the fey and taken to their realm. I’m going to go get her back, but I have to get you and Dale back to safety first. I don’t think I’d be able to teleport all three of us. And I just summoned someone--honestly I’m not sure what he is--to help me get to the fey realm.
Amber: Aw, shit.
James: What?
Amber: I just realized why the summoning spell didn’t work. Ugh, that asshole. Here, hold Dale while I try again.
Amber: [deep sigh] Lucius, I want your glorious body!
James: I'm not saying I'm the greatest lumberjack of all time, but I need to rethink this whole football thing because I might be the greatest lumberjack of all time.
Amber: Yes, you've nearly managed to singlehandedly decimate this entire forest. Not to change the subject, but don't you think Cora and Dale have been gone a really long time? She stopped answering my texts almost thirty minutes ago.
James: I'm sure they're fine. Probably just lost track of time talking about nerdy shit. I'll call Dale, though, just so we know, okay?
James: He's not answering. I left a voicemail, but he'll never check it. I'll try again.
Amber: She's not answering either. But... it's not going to voicemail. It just rings and rings.
Amber: I think we should go look for them, just in case. I doubt they would have strayed far from the path. I'll send Jack a text so she doesn't worry. Let's get going. And... bring your axe.
James: Sunshine, relax! Reception isn't all that great out here, you know? Dale goes camping and hiking all the time. He's not gonna let them get into any danger.
Amber: I know. But something's wrong. I can feel it. Walk faster!
James: What d'you mean, you can feel it? What are you talking about?
Jonah: On the quad under the tree with the lantern thingies, why?
Amber: I have exciting news! I’ll be there in a few minutes.
(END TEXT MESSAGE)
Amber: There you are! How’s your day so far?
Jonah: It’s better now. What’s your exciting news?
Amber: I’m going on my first camping trip! I wanted to see if you’d come with us, and if you’d give me a ride to the store. I don’t have any camping supplies. At all.
Jonah: (laughs) Shocking. Yeah, we can go after dinner tonight, if you want. When’s the camping trip?
Amber: Oh, um, it’s this weekend, actually. It’s a bit last minute, I know. I literally just found out about it.
Jonah: Can’t do it, babe. I won’t be here.
Amber: Why not? It can’t be the full moon already... right?
Jonah: (hesitates) I have to fly out to SolArts this weekend. To interview. They’re considering letting me start in the spring.
Amber: That’s amazing! I know how badly you want to go there. But... isn’t Del Sol Valley all the way across the country?
Jonah: As a matter of fact, it is. And that sucks. But I’ve been dreaming about going there since middle school. Hell, if I’d turned my fucking application in on time back when I was in high school, I’d already be going there by now.
Amber: I’m really happy for you, Jonah, but why am I just now finding out about this? It’s a pretty big deal.
Jonah: I wasn’t hiding it from you. They called and set up the interview time with me over fall break--you know, while you weren’t speaking to me--and then we had so much else going on, I just kind of forgot about it.
Amber: So what do we do now?
Jonah: First, we buy camping supplies for your trip. After that? I guess we have to wait and see what happens. We’ll figure it out as we go. We can pass the time with sex. Lots of sex.
Amber: He’s still alive! Do you see Cora anywhere?
Dale: took... her...
Amber: What? Who took her?
Dale: I--I don’t know. I know it sounds crazy, but they had pointy ears. They were dressed like they were role playin’ or something.
Amber: P-pointy ears?
Dale: I’m sorry. I tried to stop ‘em. They weren’t even interested in me. They just wanted her and disappeared into thin air.
Amber: This is not your fault, Dale. I mean it. It looks like you did everything you could. More than you should have--you could have gotten killed. I’m so glad you’re okay.
James: What the hell is he talking about? Pointy ears? Do you think he has a concussion or something?
