Apr 21, 2018
Uncle: Today's your lucky birthday. Look, the check says 777!
Me: That's only lucky if we were at a casino.
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Uncle: Today's your lucky birthday. Look, the check says 777!
Me: That's only lucky if we were at a casino.
So. I, in my near-purity and worldly ignorance, went to look and see if anyone has written the “yuri really had an unrequited painful teenage crush on yuuri through the whole series and that’s why he’s so angry but he’ll figure out what agape is and feel better” meta fan fic I know damn well must exist somewhere in some [G-rated only please oh my god] form. Anyway I keep seeing this tag “knotting” and “a/b/o” in every other thing and I’m like what the hell does that mean? I’ve learned some things in my time but every now and then the Internet comes up with things I’ve never heard of and I’m just like “it can’t be worse than shit I already know about” BUT OH MY GOD I HAVE A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF REGRETS. I MIGHT NEVER BE THE SAME. WHY DID I LOOK IT UP. WHY DID I HAVE TO LOOK IT UP. SOMEONE SCRUB MY BRAIN WHAT EVEN JESUS THE INTERNET NEEDS JESUS
help, I'm becoming a social butterfly and I don't like it