By The Power Of Gaaaayyyskulll

Just launch me into the sun man

[socialjusticebard]

i promise my username is a d&d class themed pun based on "social justice warrior" and not me being self righteous in any way

[theragamuffininitiative]

Alright I want to know something here:

the 🙃 emoji means (approximately)

silly!*

ugh!*

secret third thing you will explain in tags*

Remaining time: 4 hours 2 minutes

*if comfortable doing so, you may include your age range/generation in the tags for helpful demographic data

kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[joonboree]

Whisky Tango Hotel: Late Breakfast

I'm attempting something like a web comic lol. I'm calling it Whisky Tango Hotel It's about me working at a hotel but nothing really interesting has happened to me at work to write about so the comics are based more on random thoughts I have rather than real events. I'm going to post a comic ideally once a week. I have a backlog so I can stick to it for at least the next 4-5 fridays.

Single panels under the cut.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[poorlittleyaoyao]

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[heartnosekid]

blue dream shrimp (neocaridina davidi) having a snack | shrimpsensei on ig

[imathers]

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[yaldabaothadeez]

Countdraculations!

[biglawbear]

"these deadly heatwaves aren't getting ANY media attention!!"

Babe it's been front page news all week. France, India, all of them. Please read the news somewhere other than Tumblr

For fucks sake we have an aging userbase there's no excuse for not reading the news on actual news websites anymore. NPR, PBS, AP, even CNN for godssakes I'm so fucking sick of "NOBODY is talking about this!!" you are all children

[socialjusticebard]

i wish there was a place you could go in the real world (aka. Not reddit) to make friends with other single people but like not in a Single With Expectations Way, single in an All Our Friends Are Dating Each Other and We Want to Hang Out With A Friend Without Feeling Like A Third Wheel All The Fucking Time way

[catasters]

[batneko]

ɯǝlɯ

[nickygalitzine]

[nickygspisskink]

princess of eternia and her giant tits