#tiazara

[koops9]

24, 28

24. popular character you hate

Kururgi Suzaku - Code Geass

28. most upsetting moment in anime, why

Probably the whole Samurai Flamenco. At least everything after episode 8.

[dollyb0y]

dolly: I READ THE NEW SNK CHAPTER

dolly: I AM NOT ALRIGHT

tiaz: no one is alright

[yusenki]

Nah, don't feel bad about it. Your are doing a great job! Looks like this chapter is going to be interesting again!

Thank you so much dorktwin! I agree, the chapter is very intense. 

[dollyb0y]

Name: people call me Tia or Tiaz even it's not my real name - Age: 31 - Meaning behind url: that's a long story - Hobbies/Interests: listening dork music, BJDs, drinking coke, talking shit - Why you follow me: honestly you are sweet and amazing and I enjoy seeing you responding to your followers nicely and you are my friend too, and I need my daily porn - Random fact: I've been crying a lot lately because I'm so happy - Question: Where is my 0,25$ and do you believe in aliens?

You big ol’ sap. I put your money on a carrier pigeon so here’s to hoping it won’t get lost.

AS FOR ALIENS, well, this could get really long but I’ll try to keep it simple. Short answer: YES. Long answer: I don’t think they’re green and have three fingers or shit like that, but I mean, the universe is INFINITE. It would be real selfish of us to think we’re the only living planet in the universe or even this galaxy. So yeah, I believe life outside our planet exists.

[dollyb0y]

tiazara: I can still see with my mind's eye that shit-covered sloth in a cesspool eating poop

[dollyb0y]

tiazara: my crack headcanon about you is that you're a celebrity and that's why you're so mysterious about your identity

dolly: hahahahah. i admit to nothing

[dollyb0y]

This happened because tiazara loves Eruri, I love motorcycles, and we both agreed Erwin would totally buy one after working his ass off for most of his life. Just a quick one, but it was fun.

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”You bought a what?” He asked the question mostly just for the sake of asking it, not because he didn’t hear the man first time, and he was hoping the next time Erwin opened his mouth, the answer would be different than the first time around.

”A motorcycle.” The wide-eyed smile he had on his face as he repeated the word hadn’t been there for a while, not like it was now. Sure, he smiled a lot, but not like this. Not like a kid on a Christmas morning. Levi couldn’t imagine how he himself must’ve looked like right now as he followed Erwin to the street, the, yes, the goddamn motorcycle in all its glory parked on the sideway.

“Isn’t she beautiful?” Erwin sighed like a schoolgirl in love for the first time.

“One,” Levi started, still trying to determine whether he should lose his shit right about now, or if he should just turn back, walk inside, and pretend this never happened. “Never call it a she again.”

“You’re still my number one, Levi,” Erwin murmured, the smile softening in a way it did whenever he talked to his husband. “No need to be jealous.” Levi couldn’t have made his opinion clearer if he had shouted it out loud. He scoffed, rolling his eyes familiarly.

“Two,” he continued. “Why the hell did you buy a motorcycle?”

“Because I’ve always wanted one,” Erwin replied simply, shrugging. “We could afford it, don’t worry.”

“That’s not what I’m worried about,” Levi mumbled, Erwin’s eyebrows rising slightly.

“And I promise I won’t force you on it if you don’t want to.” He wound his arm around Levi, pulling the shorter man closer. “I need this, Levi, something just for me. You know I love you and the kids and I’d do anything for you, but this...” And when he looked down on his husband, the smile now completely gone, replaced by all the sleepless nights, all the stress, all those years’ and years’ worth of hard work he had on his shoulders just so they could stand here right now and have everything they had… Levi didn’t say anything but slid his own arm around Erwin’s waist, turning to look at the motorcycle again.

“I would be so insulted if you never took me on a ride with it.”

[dollyb0y]

Modern AU Eruri with their kid Jean and they are buying groceries together. SORRY. ヽ(；▽；)ノ

The weekly grocery shopping for the Ackerman-Smith family was an adventure, to say the least. Between the parents that shushed their kids the whole trip and turned red whenever the kid screamed like death, and parents who walked various feet in front of their kids, their humming drowning under the kid’s screams that everyone else in the shop could hear except the parents, Erwin and Levi had found a perfect routine that worked for them. It took a while to make it work, though, and after the first trips with the toddler, they had definitely left a few fellow shoppers deaf and traumatized. One thing they learned early: Jean had very, very strong vocal chords. 

“Can I get this one?” Jean’s sticky hands had a way of finding everything and anything he could reach to, and it didn’t really matter what it was, the thrill was in the wanting it. Five minutes later and he wouldn’t even remember the thing.“No,” Levi said simply, taking something from the top shelf into a careful examination. The look he had in his face when he determined whether they needed to try new cleaning products or not was that of a hard-ass interrogator’s who was this close solving the case at hand.“Daddy, can I get this one?“ The second Levi’s attention had derailed from the kid waddling on their feet, Jean had turned his focus on Erwin, whose smile shone in time with the sun outside.“Yes, of course,” and the thing went into the shopping cart.

“I want this one.”“No,” said Levi, and made a face at the inanimate objects on the shelf. “They don’t have my tea, we’re never coming back here.”“Daddy, I want this one.”“Okay, sweetie, put it in the cart.”

At the checkout half of the stuff in the cart got left on the side while Erwin distracted Jean with a lollipop wrapped in a brightly coloured plastic, and Jean smiled happily all the way back home in his safety seat because of the lollipop that was almost too big to fit in his mouth. Levi complained how it would ruin his appetite, and Erwin promised that they’d take a detour at the store that did sell his tea, and Levi huffed under his breath and let Erwin squeeze his ass devilishly without swatting his hand away and reminding him of manners.