I’ve made the tk audio, but it’s too… cringe I guess? Just don’t make fun of it, and if you feel uncomfortable, just keep scrolling or, ignore it. Anyways, here you go sweety
I wasn't gonna upload this because somebody (cough couch @chucklechampion) formed a friendship with Van and kept getting mentioned in this, but he so kindly gave me permission to post anyway, how thoughtful 🙄
I unfortunately was the victim of getting knuckled on my ribs like a fucking xylophone during this. It was my first time experiencing that, so if I sound so pathetically desperate, that would be why 😵💫
i begged @sapphinity for a session to christen the new cuffs when they arrived, and i sure got one 🫠😵💫🫠😵💫 this bit is when she was using the ticklingduck on my death spots and all i could do was scream into the tape 🥴
also yes that is a jerma reference they made, i’ve corrupted them >:3
Hahaha you’ve asked for it! Hopefully you’re not too sensitive otherwise Jax is going to be exploiting it 👀 This will be the last audio until I’m back from my tournament so hopefully this and my last one will feed you in the meantime! I used a new Jax voice but it’s kind of high, I’m thinking of changing it but we’ll see. That’s tomorrow’s problem haha.
This was made for @weregonnaneedabiggerboat because their art?? Hello?? Top tier. Just look at the cover art made by them! Incredible! Go check them out.
Script is below the cut!!! Hehehehe
[Visual Note: Listener sits within their room in the Amazing Digital Circus, reading a book and relaxing on their bed. It was after yet another one of Caine’s wild adventures, and they are enjoying the peace and quiet. Of course, that wouldn’t last long with Jax around.]
[Audio Note: Knocking on door]
Jax: [calling out] Heya Bunny. You in there? Actually, dunno why I’m asking. Of course you’re in there. Open up.
[Visual Note: Listener makes no noise nor any effort to open the door as they continue reading.]
Jax: [sarcastic] What, giving me the silence treatment now, are we? Rude. I’m coming in anyway.
[Audio Note: Door opening, footsteps]
Jax: [scoffing] Oh, so this is what’s more important than answering me? A damn book? Lame. Give that to me.
[Visual Note: Jax takes the book from the Listener's hands, ignoring their protests.]
Jax: [eyebrow raised] What is this about anyway? Wait, wait, wait, let me guess. Some cheesy romance? That seems like something you’d be into. [glancing over some of the words] Give it back? Sure. If you can reach it. Oh, come on, Bunny. You gotta put in a little more effort than that. I mean, really, that jump was pathetic.
[Visual Note:Listener jumps higher on the bed, stumbling slightly in an effort to get the book]
Jax: [grinning] Pfft, careful, wouldn’t want you tripping and falling flat on your face. Not that I’d complain—I’d get a good laugh outta it. Ooh, so close. If only you weren’t so short, eh?
[Visual Note: Listener snatches the book with a huff and lays back in the bed, muttering under their breath.]
Jax: [mock gasp] Oh, look at you, all determined and feisty. Cute. But was it worth it? Let’s see…[pushing the book towards the Listener to read the cover] “A Love Across Dimensions”?! Pfft–okay, okay, this is too good. Lemme guess. Forbidden lovers, tragic separation, longing stares?
[Audio note: Bed squeak]
[Visual Note: Jax jumps to lay onto the bed beside the Listener as they glare at him]
Jax: [grinning] Oh, don’t look at me like that. You’re just proving my point. You totally eat this sappy stuff up, don’tcha?
[Audio Note: Page turning sporadically]
[Visual Note: Listener turns the page, ignoring Jax]
Jax: [feigned offence] Wow. Once again. Ignored. Just like that? After all the trouble I went through to come see ya, this is the thanks I get? [dramatic sigh] Man, you really know how to break a guy’s heart, Bunny. First, the silent treatment. Now, total disregard? I might just cry. [pause] Alright, since you’re so clearly invested in this, how ‘bout you tell me what it’s about? What makes this mushy-gushy, star-crossed whatever so good?
Jax: [smirking[ You know, if you don’t start talking soon, I might just have to start reading it to myself…out loud. [clears throat dramatically] “His gaze met hers across the endless void–”
[Visual Note: Listener hits him with a pillow]
[Audio Note: Pillow smack]
Jax: [laughing] Woah! Alright, alright! Guess I hit a nerve, huh? Didn’t take you for the aggressive type. But I finally got a reaction out of you. Knew you couldn’t keep sitting there ignoring me forever.
[Visual Note: Listener finally gives a brief, deadpan response.]
Jax: [Mock offense] Ouch. “Go away”? That’s all I get? And here I thought we were bonding. You wound me, Bunny. Really.
[Audio Note: Bed squeak]
[Visual Note: Jax flops onto his back dramatically.]
Jax: [slight pout] I hope you’re happy. I’m here bleeding out and you’re just sitting there. [glances at them] Wow. Nothing. You’re real stubborn today. You know, I could leave you to your overly dramatic romance novel…Or I could just stay right here and keep bothering you. [begins poking Lisenets side] Go ahead. See how long you can keep reading when I’m-
[Visual Note: Listener jerks away]
Jax: [slight confusion] Woah, Bunny. A little dramatic of a reaction there. I barely touched you. What’s with the ju mp? Eh? [pause, realization] Hold up…That wasn’t just annoyance. That was a reaction. [pokes Listener’s side again] Ohhh, no way–don’t tell me…[mischevious] Aww…is someone ticklish? [wiggles fingers threateningly]
[Audio Note: Bed squeaking]
[Visual Note: Listener moves to hide their face with the book]
Jax: [grinning] Oh-ho, Bunny, you’ve really done it now. You think you can just hide behind that book and I’ll forget? Nah, nah, you just made this way more fun for me.
[Visual Note: Jax suddenly pokes Listener’s side again, dragging out another involuntary twitch]
Jax: [mock gasp] Oh, this is golden. Come on, Bunny, just admit it. You’re ticklish, aren’t you?
[Visual Note: Listener shakes their head furiously, refusing to give in]
Jax: Ohhh, you’re really gonna play it like that? Fine. Have it your way.
[Audio Note: Rustling fabric, bed squeaking]
[Visual Note: Jax suddenly lunges, pinning the book down and launching a full-on tickle attack on Listener’s sides causing them to burst into laughter, squirming to escape]
Jax: [mock evil laughter] Ah-ha! You’re so done for now, Bunny! What happened to all that stubborn silence, huh?
[Visual Note: Listener continues laughing, trying to push Jax away]
Jax: [teasing] Oh, what’s that? You want me to stop? Hmm… I dunno. I’m kinda having way too much fun right now. Besides, we’ve barely even begun. What, you thought you could get away with not saying anything? Nah, I’m gonna hear you say it. Say you’re ticklish. Come on, Bunny say it.
[Visual Note: Listener attempts to say something, but is cut off by their own giggling]
Jax: [teasing] Nope, nope, nope. Not good enough. You gotta try harder than that Bunny. Come on, say it. I’m not going to stop until you say it. Come on, you’re really trying to hold out on me? That’s sweet and all, but it ain’t gonna work! You just have to tell me [pulls Listener into his lap] you’re [pins their arms] ticklish [digs into their underarms]. Just let me hear you say it.
[Visual Note: Listener finally manages to squeal out that they’re ticklish]
Jax: [gleefully] There it is! Finally, that wasn’t too hard was it Bunny? See, now we can have some real fun and figure out exactly where you’re most ticklish. Way more fun then that stupid sappy book. Where should I start? Huh?
[Visual Note: Listener tries to escape]
Jax: [grinning] Oh, Bunny, you’re not getting out of this that easy. I know there’s more. Maybe here—?
[Visual Note: Jax playfully squeezes their knee causing a squeal]
Jax: [laughing] What was that? Bingo! I knew it. Looks like someone’s got ticklish knees too!
[Visual Note: Listener writhes in his lap, attempting to wiggle free]
Jax: [laughing] Where ya going, huh? You’re trapped now! Shoulda just kept talking to me from the start, Bunny. But nooo, you had to be stubborn. And now look at you—completely at my mercy.
[Visual Note: Listener manages to shove at Jax weakly, still giggling breathlessly]
Jax: [teasingly sarcastic] Oh? Now you wanna fight back? Pfft. Adorable. But come on, Bunny, let’s be real—you’re losing this battle. Now let’s see…should I try your ribs? Tummy? Or maybe—oh! I know. The feet.
[Visual Note: Listener lets out a muffled noise of protest, curling up defensively]
Jax: [laughing] Ohhh, now that’s interesting! That little reaction just told me everything I need to know. You got something to hide, Bunny? Hm?
[Visual Note: Jax shifts, acting like he’s about to go for their feet, dragging out the anticipation]
Jax: [smirking] This is too good. You’re really nervous now, huh? I mean, I could just let you go, be all nice and merciful… but, honestly? This is way too much fun.
[Visual Note: Listener bursts into even more uncontrollable laughter as Jax strikes, thrashing to escape]
Jax: [mock evil] Ah-ha! Jackpot! That’s the spot, isn’t it? Oh, Bunny, you’re so doomed now.
[Visual Note: Listener, now out of breath, manages to plead for mercy]
Jax: [grinning] What’s t his? The mighty Bunny, finally surrendering? Begging even? Man, this is almost too satisfying.
[Visual Note: Listener laughing and pleading]
Jax: [laughing] This is too good! You’re this ticklish and you thought you could hide it from me? Oh, Bunny, that was your first mistake.
[Listener begs still, and Jax dramatically sighs, finally stopping, letting Listener catch their breath]
Jax: [smiling] Alright, alright. I’ll let ya off the hook… for now. But you better believe I’m keeping this little secret locked in my brain forever. Oh yeah, Bunny, you’re never living this down.
[Visual Note: Listener shoots him a glare and tells him off, still flustered]
Jax: [snickering] Ohhh, you’re threatening me now? That’s adorable, Bunny. Really. But let’s be real… we both know you’re too worn out to do anything.
[Visual Note: Listener catches their breath, rolling off of Jax]
Jax: [sighs] Welp, I’d say that was a great use of my time. Way better than reading some tragic lovey-dovey nonsense.
[Visual Note: Listener groans]
Jax: Oh, don’t act like you’re mad. You totally had fun.
[Visual Note: Listener suddenly gives him a look]
Jax: [brow raised] Huh? What are you looking at me like that for? Woah. Woah, wait, don’t you dare get any ideas– [nervous chuckle] Heh. Alright, Bunny, let’s just—uh—calm down, yeah? No need to do anything rash.
[Audio Note: Bed creaking, sheets rustling]
[Visual Note: Listener suddenly lunges at Jax and pins him down]
Jax: HEY—! [mock offense] EXCUSE me?! Where did this come from? I don’t remember teaching you to be so bold, Bunny!
[Visual Note: Listener smirks, wiggling their fingers over him]
Jax: [eyes widen] Oh. Oh, no. Ohhh, no-no-no—
[Visual Note: Listener pokes his side experimentally]
Jax: [jerks] HEY! Okay, okay, let’s—let’s talk about this! We can be reasonable, yeah?
[Visual Note: Listener shakes their head, grin widening]
Jax: [strained laugh] Come on, Bunny, let’s just—Wait, wait, wait—!
[Visual Note: Listener strikes]
Jax: [yelps] AH—! You—! Pfft— okay—alright—! T-Time out! Time out!
Jax: [laugihng] Bunny, I swear—! T-This—this is against the rules! [BLEEP]
[Visual Note: Listener tilts their head mockingly, clearly enjoying their revenge]
Jax: PFFT— Ohhh, don’t give me that innocent look! Y-You know exactly what you’re doing you [BLEEP]!
[Visual Note:Jax squirms under Listener’s relentless attack]
Jax: Alright, alright—! Truce! I said truce!
[Visual Note: Listener pauses, raising an eyebrow as if considering it]
Jax: [panting] Hah… okay… we’re good now, yeah? No more funny business?
Jax: [nervous chuckle] Bunny. Bunny. Let’s be civil—No wait—!
[Visual Note: Listener tickles him again, getting back at him fully]
Jax: [laughing hysterically] PFFT—! Okay—Fine—! I give! I give you menace!
[Visual Note: Listener finally stops, sitting back triumphantly as Jax gasps for breath]
Jax: [still laughing lightly] Hah… wow. Didn’t think you had that in you. I might actually be proud.
[Visual Note: Listener gives a smug look]
Jax: [grinning] Ohhh, now you’re just basking in it, huh? Look at you, all smug.
[Visual Note: Listener nods, still looking victorious]
Jax: [mock scoff] Tch. Unbelievable. One little victory and suddenly you think you run the place.
[Visual Note: Listener shrugs, casually flipping open their book again]
[Audio Note: Pages turning sporadically once again]
Jax: [raising an eyebrow] So that’s how it is? Just gonna ignore me now? After all that?
[Visual Note: Listener smirks but doesn’t respond]
Jax: [dramatic sigh] Wow. No loyalty. No respect. I get bested one time, and suddenly I don’t even exist anymore.
[Visual Note: Jax flops dramatically onto the bed beside Listener]
Jax: [muttering] This is what betrayal feels like…
[Visual Note: Listener rolls their eyes, nudging him lightly]
Jax: [grinning] Ah-ha! A reaction. Knew you couldn’t resist me for long, Bunny. Now then, you wanna read that book so bad? Then you better be reading out loud. [closes eyes] I’m listening.
[Visual Note: Listener huffs, clearly not giving in]
Jax: [grinning] Alright, fine. If you won’t read to me, then I guess I’ll just have to…
[Visual Note: Sudden movement as Jax leans in way too close, chin practically resting on Listener’s shoulder]
Jax: [smug] Read it over your shoulder instead.
[Visual Note: Listener stiffens, turning their head to glare at him]
Jax: [grinning wider] Ohhh, what’s this? Flustered? What happened to all that confidence, Bunny?
[Visual Note: Listener groans, pushing him away, but Jax just flops right back down beside them]
Jax: [sighs, feigning patience] Look, I’ll even be nice. You pick what part to read. But if you don’t… I will start guessing what happens next, and trust me, I’ve got some wild theories. [clearing throat dramatically] “As they stared longingly across the forbidden rift between worlds, his voice trembled with emotion—‘My love… I have waited centuries for this moment…’”
[Visual Note: Listener smacks him with a pillow again]
[Audio Note: Pillow smack]
Jax: [laughing] Hey! That was beautiful! You don’t appreciate real art, Bunny.
[Visual Note: Listener sighs heavily, finally giving in and flipping back a few pages before hesitantly starting to read out loud]
Jax: [grinning, settling in] There we go. That’s the spirit.
a lil audio clip from a session because i feel like treating you all, am i feeding the lers okay? i hope so because i wanna sound like this again pretty soon :3
