(Okay, I'm finally writing a Future Edd fic.)
Ler(s): Edd, Matt, and Tom
Edd, Matt, and Tom dashed away as the weird future man chased after them, pointing his laser gun.
But here's the thing, this wasn't just some ordinary guy.
What if I told you that is actually Edd from the future?
You see, Cola has been outlawed as a drug all over the globe. And knowing Edd, he decided to end his own life just because his favorite drink was banned.
The Trio entered their house as quickly as possible before shutting the door.
A loud banging noise was heard as soon as it shut.
"Grab what you need, and let's get out of here!" Matt instructed, which was rare of him to do.
Tom and Matt rushed to their rooms to get their stuff, but Edd wondered why his supposed future self wasn't trying to open the door.
"Edd, is something up?" Tom asked
Edd put his hand on the door knob, Matt and Tom went into instant panic mode.
But when Edd opened the door, he found the man unconscious on the ground.
"He's out cold!" Edd exclaimed as he checked the man's pulse
"How did that even happen?" Tom asked
"Maybe he crashed into the door and it knocked him out.." Edd said
"So, what do we do now?" Matt asked
The Trio looked at the unconscious man, wondering what to do with him.
"We can't just leave him here. He might wake up and take us out in an instant." Edd said
"Maybe we could tie him up or something?" Tom suggested, although Edd and Matt didn't know how to feel.
"Maybe we can try that, but I feel like torturing him will make us look like the bad guys." Edd said
Then they noticed his laser gun, and Edd picked it up.
"We should hold on to this just in case, now you two tie him to that chair." Edd said, pointing to a wooden chair
Tom and Matt started dragging his unconscious body inside, hoping nobody would see them.
Using some rope, they tie him up tightly to make sure he doesn't break free.
But before they could think about their plan, the man was stirring awake.
"W-Where am I? What-" Future Edd muttered a couple of words before seeing the Trio staring at him.
He tried getting up, but he realized that he was tied up and struggled in his restraints.
"What is this?! Let me go!" Future Edd shouted
"Yeah, that's not happening." Tom snarked
"You don't understand! I'm you from the Future, Edd! I-" Future Edd tried to explain himself but was immediately cut off by his past self.
"How do we know you're not lying?" Edd asked
Future Edd raised an eyebrow.
"Because I look like you, and I recognize Tom, Matt, and this house." Future Edd sighed
"Oh yeah? How do we know you're not just some weirdo?" Matt asked, trying to sound intimidating
"Oh, for the love of.." Future Edd grumbled
"Is cola really banned in the future?" Edd asked
"Unfortunately, yes." Future Edd sighed again
"Okay, Now tell us the truth. Are you really Edd from the future?" Tom asked with a bit of a threatening tone
"If you just untie me, I can show you!" Future Edd struggled in his restraints again
Edd didn't believe his "Future Self" one bit
"Well, there is one way we can tell if you're Edd from the future." Tom gave a slight grin after saying this, which caused both Edd's to raise a brow.
Tom walked over to the restrained man and spidered his fingers all over his belly
"Hehehehey! Stop ihihit!" The Future Cola Lover giggled when he felt spiders fingers target his sensitive belly.
Edd flushed a little, he knew what Tom was talking about
"Oh! Are you as ticklish as Edd?" Matt asked, starting to move closer as well.
Future Edd panicked a little when Matt squeezed his sides
"Nohohoho! Get off mehehehe!" The man was already pleading.
Tom and Matt didn't cease their tickling.
Edd has a very ticklish belly, and he snorts whenever he gets tickled. So, can his future self really do that?
"TOHOHOM, MAHAHATT! I SAID STAHAHAP!" Future Edd resorted to slight kicking
Edd was getting really flustered, the thought of him getting tickled when, in reality, he wasn't was insane to him.
"If you really are Edd, snort. He always snorts when we tickle him." Matt exclaimed as he giggled at Edd's flushed face.
The snorts were uncontrollable, but then Future Edd started to let some out.
"DOHOHON'T DOHOHO THIS! *snort* I'M TELLING THE TRUHUTH *snort*!" Future Edd has gone from chasing the group to begging them.
"It feels like I'm the one getting tickled..." Edd muttered as he was starting to move closer, Tom and Matt ceased their tickling so Edd could feel the same experience.
"Yeah, maybe this guy is me after all." Edd bent down to his Future self's belly
"Can you please let me go now?" Future Edd asked
"What?! But-" Future Edd gulped
"Even if we're the same person, you still chased us down the street and tried to kill us, so some obvious punishment is needed." Edd stated, and started to roll his Future Self's shirt up.
And then he blew a surprisingly ticklish raspberry on his poor tum.
Future Edd shook his head rapidly and laughed loudly.
"NAHAHAHAT THAT! ANYTHING *snort* BUT THAHAHAT! PLEAHEHEASE! I CAN'T *snort* TAHAHAKE IT!" Tears of mirth ran down his face
"Cool." Tom mumbled with a smile
After the whole tickling session, Future Edd might have to reconsider his plans.
Yep, that was Edd alright.
(I couldn't think of a good ending to this hella long fic, sorry.)
