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and now to return to me hiding away in shame for still being active in someway here
Holy shit guys, it’s been ages since I’ve written anything for this series.
Welp, I got inspired to write something today, so here we go!
Warning: chubstuck, John being a big doofus while Dave sleeps
Sorry guys, no stuffing this time, just some tummy touching and John being a dork.
On with the fic!
holy shit i forgot i had this blog
so hey! yeah... i dunno if i mentioned it the last time i was using this account but i have a new side blog (this isnt a side blog, its a normal one) for al the dirty goodness i like to reblog cause im a terrible child
so yeah if you want to follow it (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE ASK BEFORE YOU DO SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I REBLOG THERE) send me an ask or message and ill give it to you
ill try to be more active here, but there is something here that still gives me weird anxieties and makes it hard to stick around for long
so @welovefinetees is allowing us to reenter our contest entries and i figured since i advertised on my main blog already i might as well do it here too
verzi and i collabed on an idea for god tier hats (he drew the picture, i submitted the entry) and we would love it if you rate us and some of the other awesome entries
heres the link to the hats
i wanna apologize for being inactive
but its due to me having a job, having no major interest in indulging in drawing for this account, and the fact that ive been busy with my main account at trashboatprince
plus i made a new account for my more... ns/fw/ reblogs and stuff and if youd like to follow that, send me a non-anon ask (because im gonna give you a heads up right now, it is not just smutty stuff, its a lot of bloody art too)
guess what people
im in boyfriends with my partner in crime
i am total garbage and have been thinking about this all day
but here are some headcanons i have for mr alpha dave strider the director:
he is weirdly built, like, hes lanky but muscular, only because he HAS to work out or else he looks like a methhead (got this one from a certain fanfic series)
i usually have him blind, especially when i role play him. he either has intact eyes or completely empty sockets
going with the blind thing, he was trained to see like terezi by a mysterious woman who cackles like a witch and has attempted to lick his face on more than one occasion
he is a straight up mother hen kinda guardian. his kid gets a paper cut or something and hes right there with a colorful band-aid and totally does the boo-boo kiss thing. if dirk is upset cause of someone or something, dave goes fuckin nuts and does everything in his power to cheer him up
hes a bit of a hardass when it comes to his scripts and he is the only one who can edit them
he has gone to all but one movie premier in either a dress of some kind or some suit that is of a very blinding color and.or weird material.
the one time he didnt do this was because he came to the event in jean shorts, an old shirt, and heelies. Rose was not pleased.
i have an au where dave built the original model for sawtooth so he could raise dirk in the future
he cried watching con air once
he was raised by comedian john crocker (its canon that mom was raised by grandpa and im pretty sure nanna may have cared for bro at some point so yeah)
if i make him blind he uses a sword cane but hes not above using it to hit people in the shins with
while being someone who loves rough sex, he is the biggest softy and will be the most tender lover you will ever have. He likes all the rough stuff happening on him, but to his partner? he is so god damn tender
hes kissed all three main actors of the sbahj movies. wilson was the best kisser
when he won his first oscar he accidentally left it on a plane
he thinks the nineties was the best thing to ever happen to fashion
he avoided answering a question during an interview by reciting the infamous script we all know and hate, but he did it from the last line and moved backwards from there
he thinks dirk is the greatest thing ever even though hes never met the kid
the second greatest thing ever is his shades
he knows exactly what time it is wherever he is but he still goes to places late just to piss people off
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okay i think thats enough for now i dunno if i have anything else in mind at the moment
btw i forgot to mention this but ive been 24 for about a week now