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people who reblog porn: wow, what a good jerkin sesh. better show everyone what i pulled it to
Decided to doodle something quick for the BF’s ficlet. John feeling up the squish. ;3
and now to return to me hiding away in shame for still being active in someway here
Holy shit guys, it’s been ages since I’ve written anything for this series.
Welp, I got inspired to write something today, so here we go!
Warning: chubstuck, John being a big doofus while Dave sleeps
Sorry guys, no stuffing this time, just some tummy touching and John being a dork.
On with the fic!
holy shit i forgot i had this blog
so hey! yeah... i dunno if i mentioned it the last time i was using this account but i have a new side blog (this isnt a side blog, its a normal one) for al the dirty goodness i like to reblog cause im a terrible child
so yeah if you want to follow it (FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE ASK BEFORE YOU DO SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I REBLOG THERE) send me an ask or message and ill give it to youÂ
ill try to be more active here, but there is something here that still gives me weird anxieties and makes it hard to stick around for long
Chibi/Simple Homestuck Commissions
Hello, my name is John and I’m opening up commissions for some extra cash since I’m only working part time, and I would like a bit of extra money for basic essentials while my paychecks are used for rent.
So I’m doing chibi/simplistic Homestuck commissions for cheap, but I am open to drawing characters from other fandoms if need be. (Just ask nicely!)
The prices are cheap since it’s simple art and done in pencil, ink, and color pencil.
Basic sketches in pencil: Two dollars
Lined sketches: Three dollars
Basic drawing, lined and colored: Five dollars
A dollar extra for every added character to the drawing
A dollar extra for a background
Guidelines:
I will draw:
Homestuck
Pairings
PG-13 art (It will cost you two dollars extra for beyond that)
Other fandoms if need be
Things I won’t draw:
Discuss with me and I’ll tll you yes or no
If you’d like a commission, contact me on my tumblr or message me at [email protected] and we can discuss your commission. I will give you my paypal e-mail after the commission is finalized.
The bf wanted squishy striders, so I doodled two flavors of Alpha Dave with squish.
The right is just a lanky Dave with some of that squish around da middle, but the left is the alpha!Dave from our gemstuck RP. I dunno if we’re having him that big in the RP, but hey, its always fun to draw that squish to have options to oogle and choose from. :P
I haven’t drawn mpreg in a while, so i decided to doodle a doggy jake. Jake only tops when he’s pregnant with twins, but those hip gyrations tire him out quickly.
so @welovefinetees is allowing us to reenter our contest entries and i figured since i advertised on my main blog already i might as well do it here too
verzi and i collabed on an idea for god tier hats (he drew the picture, i submitted the entry) and we would love it if you rate us and some of the other awesome entriesÂ
heres the link to the hats
i wanna apologize for being inactive
but its due to me having a job, having no major interest in indulging in drawing for this account, and the fact that ive been busy with my main account at trashboatprince
plus i made a new account for my more... ns/fw/ reblogs and stuff and if youd like to follow that, send me a non-anon ask (because im gonna give you a heads up right now, it is not just smutty stuff, its a lot of bloody art too)
i did a corny bit of fanart for my own johndave fanfic these and more than these
dave basically thinks the best way to impress his not-date is to show off his flock of crow friends
john is easily impressed
(i am so sorry about the quality of the color, my scanner is weird with my parents new computer)
TFW when your matchin speedos reveal that your partner has all the ass in the relationship.
so yesterday my boyfriend got an ask from a very… uh… eccentric??? anon, asking to know about me or something and wanted to see a caricature of us
well anon i decided to do the drawing, its basically of me and verzi doing what we do daily and thats just talk about silly aus and whatever nonsense is going on in our lives at the moment (were probably talking about his new au right now)
just two boyfriends doing the talking thing
bonus sketch from earlier when i couldnt figure out what to draw verzi in:
im dating a floating head 2spoopyformekthx
Hey my boyfriend drew us being nerds! and me being a spoopy floating head. The latter is very accurate, in my opinion. >3
i did a thing of me and the accidental bf haha
Doodle inspired by a chat where I and my partner in crime sling ideas at each other. I didnt want to retype, so i copypasta’d the relevant part of the convo under the cut. :P (or click this post cuz Readmore lines dont come up on the blog i think. idk tumblr is weird.)
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I cant remember whether or not i mentioned on here, but in my centaur AU, Hal ends up totally idolizing Equius in the “kid crushing on adult” way, and dreams of being a huge muscle beast like him. He even has pictures of him on his “body goals” wall. Sadly, genetics is keeping him skinny twig. He tries anyway, and his twin Cal tries to help him like a good brother. Oh, and Cal is a total WEEB who calls his siblings by japanese honorifics.
and bonus:
(if things are hard to read, let me know)Â
guess what people
im in boyfriends with my partner in crime
I request my terrible director babbu in whatever the heck number nine is on the underwear chart! Or number twelve cause that one looks see-thru.
You can definitely see the peen in 12. *wonk*