marssss happy one hundredddd! i’d love to know your take on how iwaizumi, suna, atsumu, & bokuto are like when they’re drunk!
▭ WHAT THEY’RE LIKE WHEN THEY’RE DRUNK.
includes iwaizumi, suna, & bokuto (atsumu’s is here)
warnings explicit language, drinking, implied sexual content
𖥻 IWAIZUMI, HAJIME !
seeing iwa drunk is not something that happens often
for a man who barely drinks??
his tolerance is insane
all it takes is that one extra shot though
and he is a goner
his face gets so pink when he’s drunk it’s adorable
becomes very touchy feely
a giant intoxicated softie
BUT
also a raging hormonal legal issue
will go from threatening to pounce on someone who he imagined laughed at him
to crying to oikawa otp over how proud he is of him
yes i hc the s4 to be very emotional to one another when they’re drunk what about it
he likes dark liquor but secretly loves light
he will keep drinking even if he is BEYOND return
he swears he isn’t that drunk
is one of those people that say it over and over again
yet end up having to get carried home
becomes a pretty funny guy once he starts getting tipsy
king of drinking games™
wants to arm wrestle anyone who has as much as their elbow exposed
that usually leads to trouble but he’s hot so no one says anything lol
we all know iwa is a bit of a brute & is a shy man
but when that liquor gets into him?
his dick does all his thinking
is a HUGE flirt
not ashamed to get rejected and move on to the next
but if he has a s/o???
he’s ready to pounce on you in a way that makes him look feral
extremely hot & less responsible so everyone loves how loose drunk iwa is
he was there when mattsun stole the sign
was actually the one who ripped it off but denies every being apart of it and scolds them for it the next day
also gets extremely emotional if any pets are in the vicinity
don’t let this man catch sight of a puppy
𖥻 SUNA, RINTAROU !
just like mattsun, it’s hard to tell when he’s drunk
but once suna gets drunk?
he’s a giggly mess who can barely sit still
and no i don’t mean he’s a dancer
he literally cannot sit still
talks a lot with his hands when he’s drunk
loves to bother the twins if they’re around
definitely one of those people that hate drinking but love being drunk
a man of taste so his fav is light liquor
will prefer to take shots over mixed drinks so he gets drunk faster
after like 5 he’s making jokes like it’s a fucking stand up comedy show
doesn’t mind being the center of attention
WILL try to be the person controlling the music
takes videos and pictures of everything
wanna know if you embarrassed yourself?
just ask suna
he probably has 100 videos to use against you
loves bothering people bc it makes him laugh
another one who’s a mean drunk
will roast anyone’s ass if he finds a way to make a joke about them
king of mean nicknames
once he made atsumu cry bc he convinced him his body is too big for his tiny head
will never live that down
when he’s with his s/o though he’s a bit more clingy
gets flustered easily though so he’ll try to hide it
loves it when you cling on to him to help yourself stand upright
even though he’s struggling to see out of his own eyes
when he’s drunk he manspreads
and even though that’s fucking annoying
it’s also really fucking hot because LOOK AT HIM
he does it with his arms up against the back of the seats and his legs just as wide and he always has a stupid ass smirk on his face
who could ever get mad at that??
𖥻 BOKUTO, KOUTAROU !
the life of the fucking party
everyone loves sober bokuto
and everyone LOVES drunk bokuto
really big on hugging when he’s drunk
like
will literally hug EVERYONE
doesn’t give a fuck what he’s drinking, as long as everyone else is doing it too
will go out of his way to make sure everyone is having fun
definitely a good dancer
by good i mean amazing
WILL catch it if it is thrown back and WILL throw it back as long as you catch it
definitely a body shot kinda guy
just look at his titties
he’s captain of the shirt off club atsumu is co
he can’t help it though, alcohol makes him hot
definitely has a really loud and boisterous voice
sucks at drinking games but everyone loves him so it’s okay
a fucking beast at beer pong though
only person that beats him in anything is iwa
he can beat iwa in arm wrestling but is too scared to test that out
loves dancing on tables
bartenders hate him, security guards wanna arrest him, women LOVE him, men wanna be him
bokuto’s power >>
sings songs really loud even though he barely knows the lyrics
definitely the type that stumbles but he can hold himself up
doesn’t like to get too drunk, cause then he just gets whiny if he’s barely coherent
if he gets BLACKED OUT?
will fall asleep anywhere and everywhere
wakes up whenever you play the song Promiscuous
like literally
kuroo will request the song just so everyone can laugh at how bokuto gets up already screaming out “HOW YOU DOING YOUNG LADY?”
it’s not a party until bokuto walks in
