#tillexis

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Me: "Yes, hello? 000? I'd like to report a crime." Police Dispatch: "What's the situation, ma'am?" Me: "Well, @tillexis is texting me increasingly sexual pictures of one of my idol children and I am very uncomfortable because my feelings were platonic until this point and now I am confused and slightly sexually frustrated?" Police Dispatch: "I'm sorry, what?" Me: "I need you to arrest her immediately."

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*stares at @tillexis* Kpop shop. Kpop shop. KPOP SHOP.

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I love @tillexis a lot tbh.

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After an extended silence

@tillexis: "it's nice that you trust me." Me: ... *narrows gaze suspiciously*

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I always get worried doing those "what's the last text you sent?" things when @tillexis is the last person I messaged because it could be anything from "😏" to a picture of GD, to "PO IS HAND FEEDING TAEIL KILL ME", to "Yum yum yum. I want a mcchicken." There is nil consistency, aside from me usually screaming at her about one thing or another.

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Tilly's mum: well one day, when SHINee eventually come here...

Tillexis: *immediately gets teary eyed*

Tilly's mum: look at her face!

Tillexis: I NEED A MINUTE.

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@tillexis calling across the house: "RACHEL! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SEHUN'S EYEBROWS."

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Guess which lucky bitch gets to see @tillexis today? Hint: it's me.