#tim apple

[causticgrip]

Tim Cook to become Apple Executive Chairman John Ternus to become Apple CEO

Apple announced Tim Cook will become executive chairman of Apple’s board of directors and John Ternus will become Apple’s next CEO.

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[aunti-christ-ine]

  https://twitter.com/jacknicas/status/1197273684618039297  

[everything-streeling]

That sounds eerily familiar

[progressivemillennial]

Tim Apple

A couple weeks ago, Donald Trump referred to Apple CEO Tim Cook as Tim Apple, which led to people joking that we should call Bill Gates Bill Microsoft and Jeff Bezos Jeff Amazon.

But why not take that a step further by replacing the first name with oligarch amd flipping the order?

Microsoft Oligarch

Amazon-Washington Post Oligarch

Tesla Oligarch

Starbucks Oligarch

Apple Oligarch

Facebook Oligarch

Now, let's try it in a sentence:

Amazon-Washington Post Oligarch's ownership of a widely-read newspaper presents an inherent conflict of interest when his news outlet reports on his business operation's dealings.

See how effective that is?

[greek-arete]

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver  |  March 10, 2019 Main Story: Robocalls [x] 

John explains why Trump referred to Tim Cook as “Tim Apple”.

[ealeczander]

[funnyordie]

Trump Legitimately Called the CEO of Apple ‘Tim Apple’ Because He’s Just That Far Checked Out of Reality

Will someone please give him some cue cards

By this logic do you think Trump now thinks his last name is "The President"

[rickmctumbleface]