Lake Placid (1999)
ESE: 97/100
50 +10 for nostalgia +5 for Brendan Gleeson -10 for only pulling up half a diver +5 for Mariska Hargitay +10 for Bill Pullman -5 for sending a paleontologist in to check out a tooth +20 for Betty White -10 for this prissy scientist -10 for slapping the sheriff twice +10 for Hector -5 for a chubby dude calling someone his own size “fat” +5 for “We were hoping to mate.” +5 for beheading chomp +5 for Betty White feeding cows to the crocodile +5 for Betty White telling the sheriff to suck her non-existent dick +2 for “Officer Fuckmeat” -5 for trying to reason with the crocodile -5 for hurting Hector’s feelings +5 for Betty White calling them all cocksuckers +5 for cow hanging from a helicopter +5 for crocodile stuck in a helicopter -5 because how was the cow okay? +5 for Betty White feeding the baby crocodiles at the end
