#tim fierce

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"Unlife's Not Fair"  http://youtu.be/dtfgdK1HFHM

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Recasting

Corrado: Tim, would you enjoy some cupcakes?

Tim: Depends, who made them?

Corrado: Saskia.

Tim: Then no.

Corrado: Corey? Joel, Sullivan #1?

Tim: Joel Sullivan #1

Corey: Sean is, like, taking all your screen time. He's playing the guitar, showing up on set...

Joel: Looking all cool.

Tim: We could always recast Joel with Sean.

Joel: We could recast Tim with Sean.

Corey: We could recast Tim with Tim.

Joel: That's just confusing.

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Corey: Tim-

Tim F: What?

Corey: I really want to give you a compliment.

Tim: Who's stopping ya?

Corey: Well I don't want to lie to the vlog.

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Tim Fierce tweeted me this photo.

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Sam: Guess whaaat, vlog!

Tim: Whaaa Saaaammm?

Sam: It's my dad's birthday today!

Tim: Happy birthday, Matt!

Matt: Sam, I am your father.

Sam: Nooooooo!

Tim: It's impossible!

Sam: That's not true! That's impossible!

Matt: That's right!

Sam: That actually is impossible, though.

Matt: I'm older than you!

Tim: DNA tests...

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Tim: We should write a video about that. Instructional video...

Corey: What? On how to dance?

Tim: No, on that move there.

Corey: No one would ever watch an instructional how to dance video.

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Corey: It is so dark in here!

Tim F: Fix the light!

Everyone: Tim Deegan!!!

Corey: ...tried to fix the light and he couldn't fix it.

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Canadian Spies

Tim F: So guys, what's the hold up?

Tim D: The reason why we're being held up is because Corey actually was called into action. He's actually a spy. He said he'd literally be, like, 10 minutes. Apparently he's got to get on a supersonic jet, fly over to the UK somewhere, kidnap somebody, bring them back here, interrogate them, and then turn them over to the United States. Canadian spies are the best at that, so that's why he's gonna be gone for just, I guess, 9 more minutes.