#timaeusmechanicus

[devoted-doggo]

🐺

🐺 Little Red Riding Hood

It was a day like any other, and Little Orange Striding Hood was working on his machines as always in his workshop in the woods. But he’d run out of solder, so he had to venture into town to get some more... but there’s been rumors of a vicious she-wolf in the area.

[enigmaincrimson]

@timaeusmechanicus​

“How much grease do you plan to smear all over your face before you notice?”

Welp... she decided to drop by just because... and just speaking out of the blue might have been a bit much, but she didn’t care really. It’s not like she couldn’t do whatever she wanted, whenever, and however she wanted.

[8lue8astard]

+1

@timaeusmechanicus

Another Striiiiiiiider huh? Figures. Striders and Serkets cling to each other like magnets. Only one side is awesome and polished and the other still thinks slam poetry is cool! 

[mediculling]

Fresh ears in a jar, at your doorstep.

hilarious.

[grandestauxiliatrix]

🐔

(okay uh... embarrassing confession. i don’t know baba yaga.)

[devoted-doggo]

Are headpats a valid form of currency

yes!