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Kaleb help the dinosaurs are eating the trees
-@trickstrapsandgames
"Ah, yes, dinosaurs... why did you even summon dinosaurs? What kind did you summon, I might be able to help... or add them to my collection."
Kaleb punched a hole in space-time, walking into Eris' universe. His shadow seemed to lag behind, as if not actually his...
[Kaleb is suddenly transported into another dark void, though this one has a bit more of a color to it. Suddenly, a giant hand punches him in the face.]
YOU FUCKING IDIOT! WHAT PART OF DONT KILL KHAOS DIDNT GET THROUGH TO YOU?!
-@trickstrapsandgames
Kaleb wasn't even surprised, once more returning to just... tanking, ducking as multiple spectral Kalebs in military gear popped from behind his back, throwing out multiple varieties of a specific type of grenade, their words merging into one coherent sentence.
"Throwing flashbang."
The main Kaleb slipped on some sunglasses as they went off, slowing time to keep the light, looking around for Eris.
"What? I didn't kill it. It disappeared. Besides, I didn't intend to absorb it anyways, it would've slinked off to try again later. Strange aeons, death has died."
Kaleb soon finds the situation @thetruescholar is in as she smashes her necklace against the floor of the endless time out chamber she was put in by the Gamemaker. So this is what Eris needed the bones for...
Kaleb took note of it being the Gamemaker's dimension and IMMEDIATELY switched his look up. The static cross didn't seem to do anything... but an audience member came to the floor, the lights seeming to go haywire, blinking like disco lights.
"Well, well, well! Looks like this game hasn't gone quite as planned!"
That voice sounded like Kaleb... but the body didn't match at all. It was practically a ghost. The top half of its body looked to be a red suit with a yellow tie and buttons, going infinitely thin around the waist, leading into the rest of the coat... which showed the infinite expanse of the universe, reflected perfectly in the figure's free-floating head... or mask? It was hard to tell. The face moved perfectly, the left eye a mere circle and the right a crescent moon, though they seemed to move as the figure circled @trickstrapsandgames, the crescent moon staying pointed at him. Finishing the look was the pair of red-yellow headphones and the two sepia gloves floating on their own... as well as the ever-orbiting ring of vinyl records and the pulses flowing through his suitcoat... perfectly in time with the lights. Oh, god, another Gamemaker...
How good are you at planning things? I need some help.
-@trickstrapsandgames
Not exactly Tzeentchian scheming, but, I can whip up a good plan...
ow, fuck, I said one of their names again...
What do you need, Eris?
Cali- Wait no… Kaleb! You’re not busy right now, are you?
[If Kaleb had been looking at the Game Master when they appeared, he would’ve noticed a slight bruising to their tongue as they said his name.]
-@trickstrapsandgames
Kaleb seemed to pause at his name being properly said, turning back to Eris.
"...not at all. What seems to be the situation, Game Master? Everything okay?"
[A cloth bag drops from a small hole ripped into Kaleb’s domain, followed by a face he hates to see.]
Hey, Calibus! Here’s the bones I borrowed from you. Thanks for letting me use them.
Kaleb tossed the bag out the window, allowing it to be devoured by the black hole powering his facility.
"No worries, I didn't need them back... so, do you know anything about the bees situation?"
Sure enough, the World Forge seemed to be crawling with dog-sized bees buzzing about. Not strange enough to bother him, he was just confused.
[Eris pokes their head through a portal by Kaleb.]
Heyyy Calibus. Question: how much do you know about absorbing versions of yourself?
-@trickstrapsandgames
Kaleb turned to Eris.
"Maybe a little."
A second Kaleb split off, dressed in very rich clothing. His skin was a pale white, sunglasses covering his eyes.
"I have seen the Magna Carta. I have seen the Eye of Horus."
A third Kaleb split off, this one getting closer to Eris, leaning on a steel left arm, the plates a dark purple color. Their face was covered by a helmet, their clothes being up-armored riot gear.
"...what do you want to know?"
[A sloppily handwritten letter suddenly appears next to Kaleb.]
Hey, can you stop what you’re doing for a minute? I’m gonna test something and if it’s successful you might get teleported into a casino. I don’t want either of us to make a mess in the other’s realm. Thanks! :) -Game Master
-@trickstrapsandgames
Kaleb looked the note over and began out into the Garden of Eden, humming as he awaited kidnapping from Eris. While he waited, he lit up a cigarette, smoking patiently.
