#timekeeper.txt

[tbdofficial]

which one of you has the world's strongest autism

I have plucked an apple — sweet as ambrosia and golden as the evening sun — from the sinewy branches of the Millennial Tree’s sacred grove. I have inscribed the words “to the One with the World’s Strongest Autism” upon its dewy flesh, and tossed it in the middle of the Relic Management Division.

This will surely yield conclusive results. Not constructive results, per se, but conclusive ones.

[tvs-archive]

Should I change my theme again?

[tbdofficial]

aye who’s this floating round ass bitch with scissors she just fucked up reality

YOU CANNOT RESIST ME NOW! I AM TOO MANY, AND YOU ARE ONLY ONE.

[tbdofficial]

why so time? the keeper

[tbdofficial]

Do any of you all get the almost overpowering urge to bite out someone’s neck and have their blood run down your face as you dig into their throat. (Not sexy. Unless you want it to be ig)

⏳ No, not at all.

[tbdofficial]

enemies to friends to besties to having wild dirty schloppy grease-covered transsexual sex in the tbd supply closet until dark fondue finds them and shoos them out with a sharp metal object

[tbdofficial]

DFT incubating tha time egg

And what, pray tell, is a “time egg”?

[tbdofficial]

hey timekeeper, opinions on marble breads mom?

I think she is simply… hmm, average! A solid 4.6 out of 10, certainly.