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These were my favorites of the black and white's from my senior photos. They turned out amazing, all hail Megan Engeseth Photography! If any of you are in the Minneapolis area, I highly recommend her if ever you need amazing photos done. I'll do another set of my favorite color one's some other time 

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hey all you little suckers. this is my friend. http://moriartme.tumblr.com/. she is awesomely awesome. go follow her. do it. now. its a cool fandom blog. go all you little ankle biting nerds who i adore very much. go now then return to your miserable live. 

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We'll just change the colors of the buttons to aquamarine AND MOTHER FUCKING BLOOD ORANGE. It's fine. I'm sure no one will notice.

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my friend just started watching Sherlock. I was really happy because I had been trying to get her to start it for over a year. Then I realized, she CAN JUST PRESS NEXT EPISODE AFTER THE SEASON 2 FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am trying to decide whether or not to start watching Teen Wolf. What do you say, TW Fandom, good or bad idea. Or good idea as long as I don't mind crying?

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You are now part of my valentine's day i hope i won't regret giving it away

for if i do and it may be so to tumblr i'll run and reblog some mo'

and there will go the rest of my life tumbling along without thoughts of strife

so be careful with me my dear, hella mine and i will of course be your hella valentines

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Tagged - so i ranted and fucked around and hid a test to see who reads these dumb shitty things

I was tagged by farewellraggedyman. Thanks dude, really thank you

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2 : Answer the questions and write 11 new ones

Rule 3 : Tag 11 people and tag them

Rule 4 : Actually tell them they’ve been tagged

My Answers: 

1 - If you could be any fruit, what fruit would you be and why? i’m gonna go with a banana - cause you always bring a banana to a party after all

2 - What colors do you normally wear? black, purple, blue, black, silver, green, black, leather in assorted colours

3 - Jeans and a T-shirt or a pretty dress? this is one of the times when i really need that both. both. both is good. gif from road to el dorado

4 - High heels or tennis shoes? ditto to the answer above

5 - If you could spend a day with three (yah nope) of your favorite characters for a day, who would you spend it with? dean, castiel, sherlock, lestrade, mary, irene, all of the doctors, donna, jack harkness, every single crew member of the serenity, loki, loki, loki, loki, bruce, tony, natasha, DARCYDARCYDARCYDARCYDARCY, darcy’s sass (it get’s its own place on the list), bumbershnickles fuckity fuck cunts all day all night i am actually just doing this out of curiosity over whether or not anyone is actually still reading this far into my response or did you all either a) never start reading and skipped this entire post in which case yay you are part of the 99.999999 percent of tumblr who could care less about reading these posts or you are b) started reading but skipped all of this once you realized that i am just typing because it is late i am bored and curious and i am procrastinating from homework. if for some reason you are still reading this and are part of category c) those who continue reading, then go you, you are one very special snowflake. message me not on anonymous and i will do something, don’t know yet, maybe you of the group c) can give ideas about semi-reasonable (totally not) things i could do to show my awe at the fact that you are STILL FUCKING READING THIS

6 - Name two superpowers you wish you could have? shapeshifting - duh, i don’t get why this is not the first thing someone says, all those people who say flight or superstrength obviously fail to grasp the fact that this power is ALL-FUCKING-ENCOMPASSING AND FOR THE SPECIFIC REASON THE BEST THING EVER as for number two, can i have the power of healing? but more thna just healing a persons body, but their mind, as well. and their ignorance, and their broken morals, and everything else. like i can touch a member of westboro and boom, they are a healthy accepting, loving member of society who protects and cares for everyone in the world, or boom, walk through the st. judes ward and every single shild is happy and healthy and can run around with each other and eat real food again, yadda yadda yadda, or i meet a mentally handicapped homeless person, and shake their hand, and boom, they are in full control of their mental functions again, or touch my ex-gf and she won’t cut herself anymore.  7 - Top three fandoms? easy........i can do this........deep breathes........never mind nope

8 - If you were to do something rebellious, what would you do? to late, already have, i’m not straight, catholic, a virgin, an anti-drug advocate (opposite) and i have thongs, piercings, incense, and adhd.

9 - If you could date any celeb in the world, who would you date? (Only one no exceptions, yeah I’m so mean make me motherfucker ) tom hiddleston, rooney mara, benderstick crinklecup, misha collins, jensen ackles, daneel ackles, david tennant, his wife, karen gillen, natalie portman, chick who played sif, once again if you are reading this, go up to my horrendously long answer to my favourite characters, read it, follow the directions for part c. 

10 - Romantic idea for Valentine’s Day? binge re-watching old sci-fi movies and tv shows with a never ending supply of fuzzy blankets, kisses, cuddles, conversation topics, hot actors, pie, and that chocolate brownie cake you can make in a mug in the microwave. 

10 - Favorite movie and book? can’t and therefor blatantly once again refuse. alright fine i guess. the entirety of MCU (except the Hulks, which we now do not talk about) and every book written by tolkein, doyle, vonnegut, pierce, austin, any of the bronté’s, rowling, dickinson, diana wynne jones, and about 6-7 hundred fanfiction authors of MCU - DW - SPN - SH and various others.

My Questions

1 - what is your sexuality - personal label or explanation because there are so many fucking shades of grey that picking one is sometimes the most annoying thing in the world - ?

2 - how many people on tumblr to you actually know in real life? 3 - do you prefer really hot weather or really cold weather and why? 4 - pick one: long walks on the beach with the person you love and a beautiful view but you’re barefoot and broken sea shells are digging into your feet no matter where you walk OR long walk in a deserted alley alone at night with spiders and creepy high out of it people with broken glass bottles and rats and puddles of vomit but your pockets are filled with galleons and if you make it through the alley you’ll be in diagon alley.  5 - would you rather spend the day in a treehouse alone with your books, pillows and blankets, and a computer with wifi OR spend the night at tony stark’s penthouse filled with free booze and beautiful people and loud music and TONY STARK (or RDJ depending on who you ask)? 6 - forced to listen to katy perry, justin bieber, rebecca black, carlie rae, hannah montana, old britney spears, and taylor swift on repeat for 10 days OR 2 chainz, snoop dogg, diddy, pitbull, lil wayne, t-pain, lil jon, vanilla ice, and soulja boy for 10 days? 7 - top 5 best songs and top 5 worst songs 8 - favorite golden oldie actors/actresses - meaning old hollywood [Frank Sinatra, Sean Connery, De Niro, Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire, Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Elizabeth Taylor, Lucille Ball (i love lucy) - personal favorites] 9 - favorite playwrites, screenwriters, etc. [ex. Mark Gatiss or John Finnemore - again my personal faves] 10 - favorite places you have ever visited and/or places you want to visit before your bones become another pile of dust buried under the dirt to fertilize flowers and be forgotten 11 - favorite sin [choices = the big 7 - wrath lust gluttony sloth pride greed envy] and a story about when you truly embraced all that it entailed and did something you will never forget

Tagging

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