Dec 28, 2016
So, here's what I arrived to whilst walking/attempting to jog and dying: Fit people are jerks Fat people are bitter We are all miserable I hate everyone I want bacon I love French fries If I could swim in a pool of potato chips, I would. Thank you for joining me on this journey. Now to go to sleep and be away from the sun and all people. Amen. #Ufa #IHateRunning #AndWalking #AndStuff #IHateCardio #TimeToEatBacon #Aloha #ThePerkiSystem