May 19, 2015
u a shortie
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u a shortie
H E E L S.
Tall.
[Describe me in one word]
Yes. Y E S. *points* You! You! I like you. You are my new favorite anon.
tiny
*deep sigh*
Short (or fun-sized)
Oh, for fuck’s sake.
Headcanon - It took Deigo shooting three interns to get them to stop calling him "Big D" behind his back.
Incorrect.
Four. It was four interns.
And, ah, due to my…unfortunate height, they– they called me… *grimaces* ‘Little D.’
You're 5'5? Aww, your about the same height as my 11 year old sister, Diego <3 That's adorable
HEELS.
I have– I have heels. I’m tall.
Shut up. I could buy you.
(Anon who would be half an inch taller than Diego in those 4 inch heels) Plus, I'm about a quarter of an inch shy of 5'7". So, I'd probably be even taller. Unless you pulled out your 5 inch ones. Then we might be evenly matched.
I still run a goddamn corporate empire, so...so... So, fuck you.
Wait, I'm like two inches taller than Diego oh my god
You’re.
Forgetting.
The HEELS.