#tinky posts

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Hatchetfield social experiment time!!! Going around town in a human disguise to see if anyone will notice!!!

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Follow-up post to my last post: What do humans eat? Teddy Bear hasn't been accepting anything I've offered him and it's making me confused. Shouldn't he want to eat? I thought maybe he was sick or something, but after checking, he seems perfectly healthy!

...well, besides the whole perpetually starving to death thing-

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THIS FUCKING DUMBASS RUINED HIS LIFE TODAY!!!

POINT AND LAUGH!

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I am LOVING the chaos that's being produced from people accusing my brothers of being gay. Let me tell you, I am having one HELL of a time watching Them fall apart as They try to dig themselves out of the queer little graves They've dug for Themselves!

Yes! Keep pestering Them for being the gay little fruits They are!

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I say for April Fools Day, we shave off Ted's mustache. Anyone else in? >:)

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I'm gonna miss having Teddy Bear around all the time. Sure, I'll still be watching him like a hawk & constantly plaguing his mind with terrible nightmares, and sure, I'll be putting him right back in the Box once I get bored, but it won't be the same, you know?

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UUUUGGGHHHHHHH IT'S SO BOOORRING AROUND HERE WITHOUT TED :(

You know what? Fuck it!

I'm gonna go bother him :)

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Hey there! Have YOU ever wanted to kill Theodore Spankoffski?

Well NOW YOU CAN!!!

If anyone would be willing to volunteer to kill him, let me know! I'll even give you a high five for your troubles!