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I'm back doing dsmp g/t stuff :)

Have some Surfer Dream au Skephalo content for Mermay :]

If you're wondering why is Bad upset, it's because Skeppy got him soaked against his will :)

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References! For my fic Venture (chapter 1 link)

All four of them have something in common...

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The Hunt Part.4

Note: You asked for it, and after a very long break, I delivered. Hope you all enjoy. Part 4, “Team Bonding”.

Warnings: safe vore, death mention, implied death/ digestion (none really happen), sorta willing and unwilling prey, a bit of DNF, swearing, and I think that’s all. Tell me if I need to add more.

“So... when did you figure out you could do this?” Sapnap asked. George closed the chest he was looting and stared silently at Sapnap, trying not to crack a smile. Dream didn’t even hear the question, he was busy trying to gather an army of wolves. George turned back to the chest and continued to loot it. Sapnap and Bad looked at each other. They had been prying at George for about 30 minutes, but George wouldn’t speak to them.

After a moment, George closed the chest again. He gave the two some of the stuff he had taken, because they weren’t even worried about winning the game. They just wanted to know about what they had seen last time. “George, come on. We want to know,” Bad tried, yet again, George just stared silently before walking past the two and out of the house.

He felt the communicator buzz. George took it out and checked it. On his screen was a private message from Dream “Are they even making advancements? Or are they just worried about what they saw?” He blocked out the noise of the two rambling on and replied to Dream “No, I’m working by myself. I have a feeling that with me one time more than you, and their lack of work is going to make this game go sideways.” Only now does George realize his teammates are reading over his shoulder. “So you do know what we are talking about, you’re just avoiding it,” Sapnap pries. George cracks a small smile and continues on his way.

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After what felt like forever, they had made it to the Nether. Dream had slacked a bit for George, to make it at least somewhat fair, because Sapnap and Bad wouldn’t give up till they got what they wanted. Finally, George feels his communicator buzz. He checks it to see another message from Dream and hides the screen from the other two “I wasn’t gunna tell you this, but I have the potion. I can give them what their asking for”. The thought lingered in his head a moment, then he slightly chuckled to himself and replied “Go for it”.

It was an evil plan to say the least, but if the two wouldn’t shut up, he would gladly sacrifice his items to show them exactly what they’ve been asking about. It didn’t take long for Dream to show up to the Nether. George pretended it was no big deal, and just gathered blaze rods. George heard the slight sound of a footstep and smirked a bit to himself. He’s not even fazed when he hears the surprised shrieks of his teammates as glass shatters on the ground.

George shuts his eyes tight as his body compresses down. He only opens them when he’s snatched up. He sees his masked boyfriend in front of him, and he feels his teammates pressed against his back. Sapnap and Bad’s breathing picks up, obviously panicked. George just stays still, almost amused by the situation at this point. Dream reaches up with his free hand and moves his mask to the side “You keep nagging about it, so you’re getting a front row seat,” and with that, Dream puts the hunters in his mouth.

“What the muffin?!” Bad yells out in a panic. Sapnap was quiet but banged on Dream’s teeth in an attempt to escape. Bad brought out a torch and let up the mouth. He sees Sapnap panicking at the front of the mouth, George laying comfortably on the tongue, and Bad personally was to the side but not too close to the teeth. Dream’s tongue shifted and licked at all of them. Sapnap and Bad didn’t like it at all, but George didn’t seem to mind.

After a bit, Sapnap and Bad were pinned to the side of the mouth while George remained in place. Gravity shifted, and George made to move to fight back as he was dragged down the throat. Then Sapnap was taken to the middle, the same thing happened but Sapnap fought, hard. Then Bad joined them. When Bad’s journey ended, he fell right on top of someone. “Get off,” Sapnap complained, and Bad scrambled off him.

“Nice of you two to join me,” said George sounding amused. “What the hell, George. Get us out of here!” Sapnap yelled towards the direction he heard his friend’s voice. A light sizzling sound caught both Sapnap and Bad’s attention, making their hearts skip a beat. “Only one way out,” George replied. You could practically hear him smirking. Then they heard the sound of someone taking damage, then their communicators vibrated. George died.

Both the hunters groaned then reached out and touched the acid. They were insta-killed, and their vision went dark. After a moment, they sat up on the bed where they had set their spawn point. Both hunters looked at each other, then at George who was leaning against the wall by the door looking proud of himself. Then he says into the communicator “Thanks for giving me my team back Dream”. “No problem,” Dream replies with a slight chuckle. George grabs the extra gear he had put in the chest and distributed it among the three of them, then left to go after Dream.

The two stunned hunters sat on the bed with the gear sitting in their inventory, neither of them being able to wrap their heads around what had just happened. George on the other hand was making his was towards Dream, according to his compass. George pulled out his communicator and opened his private messages with Dream “You owe me cuddles now”. The sound of light chuckling came over the communicator, then Dream typed back “You’re clingy, you know that? I love that about you though. Alright, cuddles it is.” And with that, the game stretched on.

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Help From A Little Friend

Hey guys guess what? It's @bittydragon birthday :D

Happy birthday my love! I really hope you enjoy the presents I got you and this story brings joy to your day! I love you so much and look forward to our future!

Also yes this is a new AU called the Golem's Guardian

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Skeppy was a diamond golem that lived deep within the caves of a old abandoned castle that was grown over with palnts, he has lived in this castle for most of his life exploring the abandoned building and spending time with the other golems that lived in the castle

Live was peaceful

Until a group of treasure hunters invaded the castle-

Skeppy had been lucky and was able to hide from the treasure hunters but the rest of the gem golems weren't that lucky, they had all panicked turning back into their gem forms to hide and thrown into bags holding other gems and golden items

Once the treasure Hunters had left the castle everything was quiet...Skeppy checked every nook and cranny but found no one else, he realized pretty quickly he was alone

None of the gem golems really knew what happened to them if a human got them but Skeppy couldn't just let a bunch of humans kidnap his people! So Skeppy gathered up some extra materialp and ventured out of the only place he'd known for most of his life

To be completely honest Skeppy was a bit nervous but he needed to make sure the others got home safe! His fear could fuck right off!

Skeppy needed to do this...he was one of the biggest gem golems in the entire Castle, if anyone had a better chance of surviving out there it would be him

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OK SO SKEPPY WAS VERY WRONG!

Skeppy had only been out of side of the castle for half an hour and it already been chased by wolves, accused of stealing honey from bees, almost turned into a chew toy by a fox, and fallen into a ditch with a weird demonic looking bunny!

He was starting to realize why no one in the castle ever left-

Skeppy yelped as the weird black and rad bunny started kicking their legs and he realized they were stuck in a log, he hesitantly moved a bit closer to them "H-Hey there fluff ball"

The bunny continue kicking their legs trying to climb out of the log they were trapped in, Skeppy looked around for anything that could help the bunny but didn't see anything that would actually be of help

"Fuck how am I going to get you out of there-" "Language!" Skeppy looked around extremely confused as he heard an unfamiliar voice but didn't see anyone but himself and the weird demonic bunny

Skeppy Shrugged it off and walked over to the log grabbing a piece of bark and trying to rip it off "All right- don't kick me in the face while I'm trying to free you okay?" He started pulling on one of the edges of the log trying to get it open

The two we're at this for about an hour until the bunny was finally able to get free and tumbled backwards into the dirt, Skeppy ran over to the bunny double-checking to make sure they were okay "Damn you we're really stuck in there- how you get yourself stuck fluffy guy?"

The demon bunny some to their foot on the ground hopping over to Skeppy and nudging him in the chest with their nose, Skeppy was pretty sure the bunny was trying to give him a hug so he just hugged their face

Then out of nowhere the bunny grab Skeppy by the back of his hoodie and jumped out of the ditch gently placing him down on the ground, Skeppy just sat down on the ground in the dirt a bit confused on what just happened but quickly stood up to follow behind the demonic bunny as they walked off

"H-Hey! Don't just leave me alone!" Skeppy yelled as the bunny continue slowly hopping away from him, he grumbled but kept up with the bunny

Skeppy didn't see any problem with staying with a weird demonic looking bunny considering they seem to be quite nice!

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It had hit night time once Skeppy and the bunny found an old falling over tree log to hide inside for the night, Skeppy didn't actually know what lurks around at night and made it so dangerous perform all the horrible sound he could hear he didn't really want to know

Skeppy snuggled up close to the bunny trying to stay warm and fight off the chil air, gem golems usually slept in big piles to help keep each other warm during the night but it was just Skeppy and this bunny...

"Um hey-"

The bunny suddenly curled itself around Skeppy as a few branches outside of the log broke and soft footsteps got closer and closer to where the two were, Skeppy closed his eyes getting ready for the worst as the bark above them was pulled away by a giant hand

Skeppy panicked and quickly turned into his gem form curling up into a ball and making his exterior bit bulkier than normal, he really hope the weird demonic bunny thing would be okay-

"Hey Bad, that's a cool rock but why are you still shape-shift into a bunny?" A deep and scruffy voice asked from above and Skeppy heard of the unfamiliar voice from earlier again

"Oh this isn't a rock it's a weird gem person! And I don't really have the energy to turn back to normal" the unfamiliar but much more gentle and cheery voice responded

Skeppy uncurl himself a little to poke his head out and see what the two were doing- and then he was suddenly picked up along with the bunny by the pink-haired human

"Ah ok, I was worried those Hunters might have gotten you" The pink-haired human? Piglin? Cradle the two in his arms as he started walking back somewhere

The bun- Bad simply chuckled "Aww were you worried about me Techno? That's so sweet!"

Techno huffed as he walked over to a small campfire pleasing Skeppy and Bad down on a log "No, I just didn't feel like fighting a bunch of hunters to save you"

Skeppy just watched as the two talked with each other sitting on the log just really confuse but slowly coming out of his diamond forum, he but suddenly handed a small bowl of roughly around his size filled with potato soup

"Techno...did you buy a bunch of potatoes when I was missing?" Bad asked munching on a few greens from a bowl full of lettuce, he seem to be getting slowly bigger...

Techno just sat there not responding and started awkwardly drinking his bowl of soup very slowly

"Techno! We don't have the money to do something like that!" Bad continue growing in slowly changing shape- Skeppy quickly covered his mouth as Bad started looking much more like a demon

Techno didn't seem bothered by this and just continue drinking his soup very slowly

Skeppy gasped as the Bad slowly turned into a 9 ft tall demon and slowly started scooting away getting ready to make a run for it, he remembered some of the older gem golems telling stories of demons and dragons taking them away and making them part of their hordes

Which Skeppy was pretty sure it was bad since you just had to sit in a box or a pile of coins which was very uncomfortable

But before Skeppy could do anything a thin leather appendage wrapped around his torso and let's get him up into the air moving him closer to Bad, he quickly realized the demon had used their tail to pick him up

"I was home sick..." Techno finally finished his bowl of potato soup and got another and started drinking it as slowly as he did the first one

Bad rolled his eyes settings Skeppy down in one of his hands "I know you miss home but that's no excuse to waste all our money on potatoes!"

Skeppy very much wanted to try escaping but the demons hand was warm and the fact that he was gently rubbing his back with a thumb wasn't helping with his sleepy brain slowly leaning into the touch and closing his eyes, he suddenly felt himself pressed up against the giant demons chest as they continued rubbing his back

Techno jokingly growled at Bad as he notice the weird gem person falling asleep "Change of topic who's that?" He pointed at the little guy as they fully close their eyes and passed out

"Oh- I don't have his name but he helped me get out of a log when I got stuck in it!" Bad carefully set the little gem golem down in his bag "His a gem golem, there extremely rare and almost thought to be extinct!"

Techno frowned "Oh...are they extinct?" He asked in a worried tone looking over at the tiny blue gem

"Nope! They're just extremely good at hiding from humans considering they can look just like gems but if you inspect them they come off as fakes!" Bad explain pulling an old creature book out of his bag "And they usually live in caves that are occupied by Giants!"

Techno was a bit confused but shrugged his shoulders "Ok well good to hear he's not all alone...but if gem golems usually hide from everyone what's this one doing up here on the surface?"

Bad scratched his chin as he read through his book "I don't know...we can ask him in the morning" the demon put his book away and curled around his bag with the gem golem protectively

"Ok" Techno pulled his acts out and let the fire start to die down a little as he kept watch for any thieves or hungry animals, he felt something land on his shoulder and saw one of his father's crows with a new letter, he smiled happy he would have something to read for the night

Hopefully everyone can properly introduce themselves in the morning

[baka-monarch]

Toy story au

:)

Dream has a job of restoring old toys, fixing toys- and basically just helping toys to not be broken and stuff (kind of-)

Except he knows something- he knows that toys are alive. He found out when he was a kid and one little mushroom fairy doll he'd stolen had been too lazy to pretend to be an object

So now, Dream has his little workshop where he'll help fix people's toys- but with the help of George (the mushroom fairy doll) he'll find out how the toy got broken and if they want to go back to the person who had then before, if not he'll let them stay and tell the person he couldn't fix the toy, then it's up to the toy weather they want to be given to another kid or if they just wanna stay with Dream (these options are also given to toys who need to be restored- in case they don't wanna be on a shelf collecting dust, or they just are too lonely being on a shelf as a collectable)

So far Dream does have a few toys living with him such as:

George: a doll of a mushroom fairy prince based off a character in an old children's cartoon (Dream had stolen them when he was a kid because he needed money and knew George would sell alot to collectors- but then he found out toys were alive and didn't do that)

Sapnap: action figure of an anime character. He was given to Dream to restore after a collector bought him from another collector- but decided to stay because sitting on a shelf and doing nothing was boring and lonely, so now with Dream he can run around and do whatever he wants, which includes fighting things

Badboyhalo: action figure of a movie villain. The kid who had him before had ripped all of his arms off (even though he's plastic-) while playing with him and that's why Dream had to fix him. Bad decided to stay because he didn't like having to be the villain, plus it hurt to be thrown around and pulled apart so much....

Antfrost: a cat plushie that had a few tears. He'd been sold at a yard sale- but the people who had bought him had only bought Ant and not Velvet, so when he was given to Dream to sew up he asked to stay to have Dream's help to try and find Velvet again so they could stay together (they do find Velvet eventually, don't worry- it seems like the person writing this world decided that Velvet would be given to Dream to get fixed at some point 👀)

AwSamDude: creeper plushie. A kid had tried to sew armor onto him, but they had no idea what they were doing- so now Sam is with Dream being fixed... But he doesn't really want to go back to his kid because he's interested in building and stuff, so he stays and sometimes him and other toys build amazing things with legos-

Red Velvet: little plushie doll designed like a red velvet cake. He ends up with Dream after a kid ripped his arm- but ended up staying because of Antfrost

Captain Puffy: sheep plushie. She was actually given to Dream when he was a baby, like a present for the day he was born- so she's always been there for Dream, even before he knew toys were alive. Now she's in charge of all of the toys when Dream isn't there, she's an amazing leader, builder, and is great at making sure everyone is doing okay

Niki: she's a monster mermaid doll based off a kids movie series with monsters (definitely not monster high-). A kid cut off some of her hair and tried to put makeup on her. She decided to stay because she didn't really like kids deciding who she was and what she was like (she learned from Puffy she could choose what to be like herself) and decided to stay

Ponk: lemon with a face, arms, and legs. A kid ripped off his arm, and when he was brought to Dream the arm that had been torn off was missing. He decided to stay because he wanted to be able to go on his own adventures

Connor: sonic toy. Nobody knows how he got here or why he stayed.

Foolish: action figure! He's supposed to change colour in water, but was never able to do it, and was brought to Dream to be fixed.... But Dream couldn't figure out how to fix it. So Foolish just stayed, and started to become friends with Puffy

Hannah Rose: chia pet doll- the company just wanted to test and see if a doll would work, the kid who had Hannah broke her almost immediately because she's made of glass- she decided to stay because she knew that if she broke again the CIA per company would just destroy her

Punz and Purpled: superhero action figures. Dream got both of them together after a kid tried to swap their arms. Both decided to stay because kids are destructive and disgusting

Quackity: a rubber ducky! His squeaker broke, and he chose to stay because he wants to still annoy people and cause chaos without a squeaker

Karl: a large plushie doll, designed like his original Minecraft skin. His arm got ripped, and he wanted to stay with Dream because he needed help with some memory problems

Eret: doll king based off a show with fairytale characters. The factory paint on his eyes got whiped off, but when Dream was gonna paint it back Eret told him he'd done it herself, she wanted to have blank eyes and wanted to customize themselves to match what he wanted to look like. So Dream helped them out

Technoblade: pig plushie. The dude got a battle scar (he had a year in his arm) and still refuses to let Dream sew it to this day

Ranboo: same line of monster dolls as Niki (he looks like his vtuber). He hasn't been around long enough to have many memories of his own apart from being bought and loosing his hand... So he wants to stay with Dream so he can make his own memories with friends of his own choosing

Wilbur Soot: an amibo of a character from a game like Stardew Valley..... Except he decided to cause chaos, got off his little pedastool and started threatening to burn down the house of the kids that owned him (with Tommy as his "helper"). Dream heard about this and offered the to take Wilbur and Tommy from the family so they're house would be safe-

Tommy: he's like those really small Polly pocket dolls that come in little compacts- but his is a little petting zoo with tiny animals, and a spider he adopted.

Then there are two more humans for this au:

For the toys that still wanna be owned but don't want to go back to the person who had them originally- Dream sends them off to a friend of his that owns a pawn shop: Schlatt, and Schlatt doesn't work alone, he has his son Tubbo work around the pawn shop and help Dream out as well. Tubbo doesn't mind though since he's become friends with some of the toys.

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[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

Hello could you pls do a giant skeppy and tiny borrower big thank you.

Okay I finished this but, Bad is not going to be a borrower for this, just human sized and Skeppy a giant, yep. (Yep, I have only done this as an excuse to introduce Skeppy and Bad in monster Dream au :])

Anyways, enjoy :)

TW: Slight injury, unintentional fearplay (actually a bit intentional), vore mention (none happens)

Bad silently cursed to himself, especially since he would never swear out loud or to other people, as he tried not to put his right foot down too much.

He fell down a hill, hitting his foot very hard on a stone that was in the way, which would lead him to be sitting on the ground without being able to move.

He got up carefully, starting to walk while using the trees for support. It had gotten quite dark, which made it more difficult for him to find his way out of the forest. 'Oh my Goddess, how am I going to get out of here?' his thoughts were interrupted when he heard a noise behind him.

He turned slowly to see what it was when he found giant bright blue eyes looking up at him from the darkness of the trees. Bad flinched, starting to take steps backwards, only to be stopped by a giant hand that appeared behind him. “Well, well… What do we have here? A demon hybrid? How interesting...” said a voice from the darkness of the forest.

The hand behind Bad closed around him, lifting him into the air. The being that had picked him up rose to his full height, heading toward a clearing, where Bad finally got a better look at him. It was a giant diamond monster.

His skin was a very pale shade of blue, his hair was dark brown, beginning to fade to blue at the tips, and his eyes were diamond blue while the sclera were black instead of white.

He was wearing a blue hoodie, a little darker than his eyes, with his arms rolled up, thus wearing bandages. Chunks of diamonds were sticking out of his arms, piercing through his bandages. The monster brought him close to his face, smiling broadly while showing his sharp teeth.

"Well, I guess I could have a snack, since I haven't eaten in hours." he commented with a giggle as he threw his head back, leaving the demon dangling above his jaws. Bad froze in fear. Was he actually going to eat him? Did that mean he couldn't say goodbye to Sapnap? And that he would never know that he died either?

The monster quickly lowered him into his mouth, snapping it shut with a snap mere inches from Bad. Suddenly the monster began to laugh, placing the demon on the palm of his hand. "Just kidding! Have I scared you? Haha!".

He stopped laughing when he didn't receive any answer, looking at the tiny demon in his hand, freezing when he saw him shaking like crazy and tears falling down his cheeks.

“I-I… ugh… I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you that much, I just wanted to play a little joke on you.” “H-how could eat s-someone be a l-little joke?” Bad said, his voice hoarse from crying.

“I don't know… I've never been with another person. By the way, my name is Skeppy, and you, tiny demon? “BadBoyHalo, but they call me Bad for short.” Skeppy smiled softly as he sat down on the floor. “So… would you like me to heal your foot?”

[baka-monarch]

C,, can request tiny Bad hc‘s? He’s my comfort streamer (s’okay if you can’t!!)

He's an adorable little tiny muffin boy that must be protected at all costs!!!!

Skeppy carries him around 24/7

So much teasing

All the teasing

Many many short jokes

Skeppy one time found him sleeping in a muffin wrapper-

it's not like Bad has to know about the pictures in Skepoy's phone-

He has and will attempt to eat whole muffins- they are adorable to watch but he's never been able to actually finish one

Rides around on Rat like a horse (idk That's real name-)

"fuck!" "Language!" "Wha- he's not even- I'm a thousand blocks away from the house!!! How!?!!!?!?!"

Will hide in people's pockets for the soul purpose of making sure they don't cuss

Look at this tiny boi and his big blankets that he burries into like a little cat-

Sometimes if Bad is really focused on something he won't notice if anyone is nearby- so Skeppy absolutely LOVES to sneak up behind him and pick him up, only to carry Bad around for the rest of the day preventing the little muffin from getting anything done- "Skeeeepppyyyyyyy!!!"

Listen- Tiny Bad is adorable and you can not change my mind-

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Tiny Tubbo and Tiny Badboyhalo being out on the top of a Christmas tree to be the angle and the star because they're too pure-

(and the other tinies as ornaments I guess-)

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