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I feel like people are ignoring evil egg
A BOTW themed family portrait for my brother in law’s birthday.
Do not boop the tiny guardian.
Art by me
Credit for the idea @honeyroasted-peanut
http://honeyroasted-peanut.tumblr.com/post/158648861469/link-finds-a-pocket-sized-guardian-he-picks-it-up
Thinkin about him
Finally made Tiny Guardian in D2 and I Love them
Kinda eyeballed the comparison based on this but Eike’s supposed to be 6 inches tall w/the Titan being 6′2″
A couple more Tiny Guardian thoughts:
They never have to bother with platforming puzzles bc their Ghost can just. give them a ride. They do have a tiny Sparrow for long-distance/faster travel, but they usually just ride with one of the other fireteam members
Uldren's demand that they kill a Gate Lord is even more douchey but they come back like "Oh we slayed a Gate Lord" and Ghost transwarps the eye in with the Guardian standing on it wearing shutter shades and flipping Uldren off as Ghost plays air horn noises
They go to deal w/S.A.B.E.R. 2, take one look at the giant Shank, and are just like Are You Shitting Me. In-game, Ghost has a line like "Would I be more useful with a larger chassis?" and basically Tiny Guardian gets self-conscious abt their size for a while :(
I'm in kinda a German mood but from what I'm seeing the only really gender-neutral name that isn't also common in America is Eike? I might name them that or just choose like a neuter noun or s/t. Ghost is mockingly called Shrink Ray but then it sticks and now he's usually just called Ray.
The fireteam name is "Honey, I Shrunk the Guardian" and consists of them, a big buff Exo Titan lady, and uuuhhh I haven't really decided on the Warlock. I mean I know teams don't have to have one of each class but personally I tend to prefer it that way.
Being home and seeing my figures again has me Obsessed with the idea of a tiny Guardian,,,,,,,,,,,,
Like maybe something went wrong when their Ghost first revived them so Oops they're 6 inches tall for the rest of their immortal life
I kinda want 'em to be a Titan because irony but my heart is screaming Hunter. They'd be great at reconaissance, infiltrating enemy territory, etc.
It's a good thing Ghost can drive a ship, bc trying to get to the Tower on foot would have been Hell
Cayde coos over his newest Hunter while the rest of the Vanguard is like uuuuuhhhh What do we do with them. Warlocks everywhere are losing their collective shit trying to explain, replicate, and reverse this weird phenomena. All the vendors in the Tower have great fun coming up with miniature versions of their products
Hunters are usually loners but the Vanguard immediately assigns them to a fireteam and the other 2 members instantly go into bodyguard mode
I could go on but anyway. I Love Tiny Guardian