#tiny tulpar

[tulparstinymechanic]

Oh, and Tinya witnessed a beheading up-close. :)

… what the fuck is happening to the other tiny crew and why am I only hearing about it now?

[thetinyjimmy]

This is Tiny Jimmy. He's like Big Jimmy, but cooler and actually a good person.

He came from @ask-postcrash-curly (and so did the rest of the tiny AU).

MORE TINY CREATURES

Daisuke: @worldssmallestrayofsunshine

Curly: @thetinycurly

Swansea: @tulparstinymechanic

Anya: @worldsmosttiniestnurse

Pidge: @theworldssmalleststargal

~:*, GAMER POINTS ,*:~

Big Helper: 2

Kat: 1

~:*, TAGS ,*:~

#tiny jimmy origins // Asks I sent to @ask-postcrash-curly

#tiny jimmy art // Wonderful art of the little man himself (and his friends)

#mod posting // Das me, I'm the mod

#hangman but were not hanging any men // fun and games

[tulparstinymechanic]

swansers swansea swan man big swans uhhhhh

Hi

[@worldssmallestrayofsunshine]

…did big helper give you coffee or somethin? I could’ve sworn I told him not to.

[tulparstinymechanic]

just tiny Swansea here to answer questions with Tiny Daisuke (@worldssmallestrayofsunshine ), Tiny Jimmy (@thetinyjimmy), pidge (@theworldssmalleststargal), Anya (@worldsmosttiniestnurse) and tiny curly (@thetinycurly). 👍

I’m the same as normal Swansea except super tiny and also I can drown in mouthwash as… well, we fit in basically a tissue box. Mouthwash is massive. I can’t be drinking that.

[note: the mod is a minor and also I’m tiny Swansea so like… don’t be weird n shizz]

[tulparstinymechanic]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gYcqSpFOxpE?si=7EqJEev6lVZhYzsD

hooooly shit… I WISH I HAD THAT MANY DOGS WAITING FOR ME… I miss my dog.

[tulparstinymechanic]

I think the guy who bit me infected my shoulder so fuck you.

[tulparstinymechanic]

chewchewchew gnaw bite 😋😋😋

gah!! Get offa me! Hasn’t anyone taught you not to bite?!

[tulparstinymechanic]

I am here with rude words! I believe you will give me a good fight.

Attention: you are a ginger-snapping, carpet-throwing, stair-climbing, sorrowful, serendipitous sandwich! I hope you press buttons and flip switches, you bipedal crab! Go away and feel better, for all I care! You’re doing great! You’re very strong! I love you! Now fuck off!

pfft— alright then, rude words.

I believe that you’re a sugary scoundrel! You whippersnapping whist of wonderful words!! I bet you sort stencils and sharpen pencils!!! You should go have a sandwich if you want to so badly!! You’re a supercalifragilisticexpialadocious presence!! I love you too!! I hope you fuck off!!

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did I do it right?…