"You could never have become like miserable ol' Swansea" @tulparstinymechanic - Tumblr Blog

just tiny Swansea here to answer questions with Tiny Daisuke (@worldssmallestrayofsunshine ), Tiny Jimmy (@thetinyjimmy), pidge (@theworldssmalleststargal), Anya (@worldsmosttiniestnurse) and tiny curly (@thetinycurly). 👍

I’m the same as normal Swansea except super tiny and also I can drown in mouthwash as… well, we fit in basically a tissue box. Mouthwash is massive. I can’t be drinking that.

[note: the mod is a minor and also I’m tiny Swansea so like… don’t be weird n shizz]

#Mouthwashing #swansea #Tiny Tulpar

*gives tiny Swansea a strong shield, identical to the one that tiny Anya has.*

I've given these to all of the tiny crew members already. I hope you won't need it, but it's better if you will have an opportunity to protect yourself from that psycho with a hammer.

ah… thanks kid… yeah, this should work pretty well….

#mouthwashing #tiny swansea #mouthwashing swansea #swan answers #swansmall #tiny tulpar

Oh, and Tinya witnessed a beheading up-close. :)

… what the fuck is happening to the other tiny crew and why am I only hearing about it now?

#mouthwashing #tiny swansea #mouthwashing swansea #swan answers #swansmall #tiny tulpar #I would try comforting tinya but I’d just end up victim-blaming the biter

TINY PIDG EJUST GOT SQUASHED???????

She WHAT?!

#tiny swansea #mouthwashing #mouthwashing swansea #swan answers #swansmall #tiny tulpar

I’m gonna eat you tiny Swansea

Alriiiight, listen here buddy. I’m real sick and tired of you terrorizing our nurse and intern. Newflash pal, It ain’t funny. You do know we have a tiny gun and axe right? We’re not defenseless.

#Mouthwashing #Mouthwashing Swansea #Tiny Swansea #swansmall #swan answers #Hehe #might’ve busted out my levels of white anger chart for this.#Haha busted

what are your favorite constellations/stars, smallsea? :3

never really thought about it before… I guess like… those dog constellations, Canis Minor n Major.

#Mouthwashing #Mouthwashing Swansea #Tiny Swansea #Swansmall #idk stars gang I’m sorry.

I think the guy who bit me infected my shoulder so fuck you.

#mouthwashing Swansea #Mouthwashing #tiny Swansea #tiny Tulpar #swansmall #So rude.

chewchewchew gnaw bite 😋😋😋

gah!! Get offa me! Hasn’t anyone taught you not to bite?!

#tiny swansea #mouthwashing #mouthwashing swansea #tiny tulpar #swan answers #swansmall #Rude!! Bad anon!! Bad!!!

https://youtube.com/shorts/gYcqSpFOxpE?si=7EqJEev6lVZhYzsD

hooooly shit… I WISH I HAD THAT MANY DOGS WAITING FOR ME… I miss my dog.

#Mouthwashing #Mouthwashing Swansea #Tiny Swansea #Swansmall #Tiny Tulpar #Swan answers

Great Horned Owls have very powerful talons and can exert 400 pounds of pressure per square inch. That’s four times the strength of the adult human jaw. Great Horned Owls are also monogamous and often mate for life, remaining on the same territory year-round. They're very territorial and will attack even humans if someone is too close to their nest.

[Plucks out a tiny feather] Hope you're doing better, Smallsea. -🦉🌙

I’m doing pretty good now… got some stitches where big swans got stitches. Might get some apple juice from big helper later. Those are some badass owls… Thanks for the feather and the facts, kid.

#Mouthwashing #tiny swansea #swanswall #i saw this but forgor about it I’m so sorry #Mouthwashing Swansea #Tiny Tulpar

I am here with rude words! I believe you will give me a good fight.

Attention: you are a ginger-snapping, carpet-throwing, stair-climbing, sorrowful, serendipitous sandwich! I hope you press buttons and flip switches, you bipedal crab! Go away and feel better, for all I care! You’re doing great! You’re very strong! I love you! Now fuck off!

pfft— alright then, rude words.

I believe that you’re a sugary scoundrel! You whippersnapping whist of wonderful words!! I bet you sort stencils and sharpen pencils!!! You should go have a sandwich if you want to so badly!! You’re a supercalifragilisticexpialadocious presence!! I love you too!! I hope you fuck off!!

…

did I do it right?…

#mouthwashing #tiny swansea #mouthwashing swansea #swan answers #tiny tulpar #swansmall

Hello. My name is Rude Words. Maybe you’ve heard of me. Insults are on their way…if you’re brave enough.

hit me with it, kid. Bound to be some creative words coming my way…

#mouthwashing #tiny swansea #mouthwashing swansea #swan answers #tiny tulpar #swansmall

have fun DOUBLE dying

i haven’t single died and I ain’t double dying. It’s like that one song— uh… how’d it go again? “He’s not dead he only looks that way” that’s how the tiny Tulpar crew is. Anyways, big Swansea is strong, he can make it.

…

… he has to, right?…

#Mouthwashing #Mouthwashing Swansea #Tiny Swansea #Swansmall #Swan answers #So rude and mean >:(

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Hey, uh... I'm looking for a bear. Teddy bear, that is. He had brown eyes for a while, then blue? This little heart patch on his chest? Any idea where he might be..?

sorry kid, haven’t seen them in a bit… I’ll tell you if I do though.

#Mouthwashing #Tiny Swansea #swan answers #Mouthwashing Swansea #tiny tulpar

Um... Swansea, did your condition change in any way?.. Are you alright?..

I’m as good as I can be with shots in the head—

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Why the fuck did two more just appear, this is not fun.

#Mouthwashing #Tiny Swansea #Mouthwashing Swansea #fuck you mod of the ask postcrash curly blog #Swansmall #tw blood

which one

Weighted green blanket

Fluffy purple blanket

Ruined by wash purple blanket

Thin pink blanket

Purple patchwork blanket

Silly space cat blanket

… the fluffy purple one seems like it’d be the warmest but… something’s drawing me to the silly space cat blanket.

#Tiny swansea #mouthwashing #mouthwashing swansea #swansmall #hehe kitties…#Swan answers

[im so sorry if i ignore ur ask if i do it’s probably bcuz my phone is stupid and not letting me format it and by the time it works it’s usually too late I swear that’s all]

#Modposting

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