#tinyblade

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Tinyblade got me thinking about what if him and Michael went on a gold stealing spree around the smp :o

YEAHH LIL PIG THIEVES!!

[wooteena]

technoblade

[crowzenn-murders]

Mx: CT said you guys love technoblade so he doodled something! Be grateful! (any misspelling? You didn't see it.)

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There is now six cats. And it is not easier to explain than five. Also I put Tinyblade in with the six cats and he looks confused. Send help.

:3 Anon

he seems to be enjoying himself!

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I feel like Tommy would just pick up Tinyblade to stop them from doing things-

he doesn't like being picked up

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You made me go pig searching through my old animal science and health notebooks, realize I cant read my handwriting, and go to Google. :3

“The typical Domestic Pig has an overall height of 20”-38” (51-97 cm) and body length of 35"-71” (. 9-1.8 m). An average Domestic Pig weighs between 300-700 lb (140-300 kg) and has a typical lifespan of 6-10 years on a farm or up to 15-20 years if kept as a pet.”

So standing up tinyblade would be (at most) around a little more than 71” but I say Tinyblade will be 40” in total, hoof to head.

Friend shaped Techno becomes small friend shaped Techno. And no I don't say that because 71 inches would be taller than me so I can't be all tinyblade.

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children…to leave the world a better place…to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
” —Ralph Waldo Emerson

tiny blade is tiny

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*Silently approaches your table and passes you a gluten and sugar-free chocolate cake and gluten and sugar-free cookies under the table* Hey, I'll be back with quotes later. This is totally not bribery for Tinyblade content. Tinyblade and Steve or Tinyblade in prison. But it's up to you, I mean, definitely not bribing you with baked goods. *Passes your dog a puppy cake*

:3

Also Sam probably had to install extra baby gates for when he knew Tinyblade was coming to jail.

ask and you shall receive.. highly appreciate the sweets

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Hi!!!!!!! Good day today? Ignore the ominous parts of my last message? Favourite thing you ate today? Drink water? Have thoughts on what if Techo wasn't the tall blood god he was but the size of an actual pig when they stand on their back two legs? Help please, I can't get it out of my head. Stay safe during the weather? Do any interesting things you like to do? I abused a 10 cent bin at my local card and comic store, it was just calling my name. Did you get enough hugs today or do you need online hugs?

“I trust... you. I trust- y'know, you're the best leader L'Manburg's ever had. I trust that you... y'know, you've always made the best decision for L'Manburg, as a y'know, a gracious leader. I trust that whatever decision you came to was the best one for L'Manburg.” -Dream

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.” —H.Jackson Brown Jr

“Look at the sparrows; they do not know what they will do in the next moment. Let us literally live from moment to moment.”—Mahatma Gandhi

hi there! thats also ominous.. am i about to be jailed help

fav thing i ate was the seaweed snacks, i ate them again today. i didnt do anything interesting but i read some manga which was enjoyable. that sounds fun i mean 10 cents what a snag! i havent hugged anyone today, mightve given an online one to my friend tho, which is enough for me

idk the size of pigs standing up but tinyblade real?