#tinylander

[homelanderbutbig]

I just wanted to say thank you, thank you, THANK YOU for bringing cardboard-biting fanglander to life! I love him so much!!

Lmao, it's no problem!! ❤️ With Homelander's super strength I bet he could bite holes in anything. You could kill an afternoon just seeing what he could bite through, and give him a lil' designated box full of stuff to nibble on when he needs to blow off steam.

[xieyaohuan]

[blindmagdalena]

Hi, an adorable, silly little thought came to my mind, how would Homelander act if he was turned into a chibi (chibi is like Japanese of a cute character shrunk so small). He would very upset that he isn't taken seriously because of his size, but loves the attention he is getting from his s/o. He could literally take advantage of faking and injury, blaming it on one of his teammates, and having being taken care of by his s/o. He could see this as a win/win for him with his small, cute size.

"It's temporary, darling," you say for the umpteenth time, your smile gentle and sympathetic. Despite sitting in your cupped hands, Homelander still has his back to you, his arms stubbornly crossed.

He's refused to speak ever since you made the mistake of laughing at the pitch of his little voice.

Dramatically, he flops down onto his side, head thumping lightly against the curve of your finger.

"You aren't still upset about the fly swatter, are you? Noir was just trying to cheer you up," you say, but that only causes him to look sharply over his shoulder at you, eyes narrowed in a half-hearted glower.

"Okay, okay, still upset," you say, bringing him parallel to your face, closing your fingers slightly to adjust him upright before splaying your hands again. "Would a kiss make it better?"

His gaze drifts up to meet yours. You know that expression. He's going to milk this for everything it's worth. He nods.

Obligingly, you kiss his cheek, though it's more like kissing the entire left side of his head. When you draw back, he's already pointing to the other side of his face, lips pursed in a subtle pout.

You laugh, swiftly diving in to deliver another curative kiss to the right side of his face. When you pull back, he still has that dejected look on his face, but it's growing more performative with every kiss.

"Oh dear," you say, tsking softly. "It's a more severe case than I anticipated. We need twenty CC of kisses stat!"

You relentlessly assail him with a flood of kisses from any and every angle, biting back a laugh at the resigned way he sinks down into your hands, accepting his fate with open arms. To your delight, you can hear him laughing. It's a little squeakier than you're used to, but it's no less his laugh, and it brings you just as much joy to hear it.

His gloved hands land on either side of your chin, and with strength that continues to defy his size even now, he tilts your face down to place his own kiss on your nose.

You draw back and see him slumped in your hands, lips now set in a languid smile, his little cheeks flushed pink all the way to his ears. You touch his warm cheek with your thumb—giving an affectionate little stroke—and he turns his head to kiss the pad of it.

Thanks, his tender expression reads.

"You'll be yourself again soon," you promise him quietly, smoothing down his hair. "But I'm kind of going to miss this."

His eyes narrow, but after a beat, his expression relaxes. Maybe—just maybe—a teeny tiny part of him is enjoying at least this part almost as much as you are.

[homelanderbutbig]

I love Teeny Homelander. He fills me with joy

And Teeny Homelander loves you too. ❤️

[homelanderbutbig]

Tiny Homelander in a hamster cage. Hamlander, if you will. You don't gotta worry about shelling any seeds for him, he'll eat those fuckers whole like a champ. :)

[homelanderbutbig]

I haven’t ask in a while and I know I know, I ask last time, but I wonder, do you think that homelander and y/n switch, like homelander being tiny and us being big, it’s okay if you don’t wanna answer this question

Homelander would be pissed at being small, he can't intimidate anyone when he appears so "weak and helpless". And the reader fawning over him being "cute" and wanting to baby him would make him feel more self-conscious about his teeny size. But I think getting blanketing hugs and snuggling up tight in their arms would make him appreciate the role reversal, although he'd never admit to it. 😊

[xieyaohuan]

Trying and failing to re-enact Faintlander

[xieyaohuan]

Two hours later…

“What did you put in my milk, William?”