tfw your boss asks to take your old tinytablet with her on a conference (for science!!! she’s going to play cell movies. hmm. at least i think so).
BUT THERE”S *P*O*R*N* THERE! and i’m not keen on her seeing my (small but well chosen) collection
but i forgot the fucking password!
oh there it is, lets just kill the files altogether er no, lets transfer them to my now-tablet, BIGGER AND BETTER.
ok i unlocked them, NOW THEY”RE ALL OVER THE PLACE, IN AT LEAST THREE LOCATIONS AND I DON”T REMEMBER WHERE!!!!
okay now i have to lock them on my big tablet b/c BFFS’ kids
okay did it, but where had i put them? in a new folder “*p*o*r*n*”, obvs, so while the files are gone, the empty folder remains. do i delete it? but would it affect the files??? do i leave it be? i mean the kids are (almost) 17 and 14, a little knowledge that i’m human too, can’t hurt them at this age, surely? what’s an empty folder anyway.
oh shit. maybe i should have just let the files sit where they were, i’m not sure the boss would have gone rummaging around the tablet. but better safe then sorry, i guess. i left her a webinar on restorative yoga, she can use that if she comes across it.
requires too many props though. oh well. not my problem.
ETA: SHE IS NOT TAKING IT, AFTER ALL *HEADDESK*
