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RAGATHA IS A HORSE GIRL CANON

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i might be wrong but I think it's funny the two times tenna swears is

during the bonus game if you don't hit paper mache spamton

and 2. when he says that rouxls has a small ass...

I guess he got his priorities straight idk

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big list of No, I'm Not a Human ship names because I can

If you see a ship or ship name that hasn’t been added please tell me! I'd be happy to add it.

I'll be using the common fandom names for the characters.

Protagonist x Intruder/Pale Visitor: Palegun, paletag, home invasion

Protagonist x Coat guy: Homebody, coldhermit, coldtag, housecoat

Protagonist x Vigilante: Gunlante, vigigun, vigitag, protagilante

Protagonist x Bar guy: Homebar, bartag, bargun, on the house, bulletbar

Protagonist x Wireface: Wiretag, foreignhome, foreign firearm

Coat guy x Wireface: Frozenwire, coatwire, wirecoat, frostbite

Coat guy x Bar guy: Coldbeer, coatbar

Coat guy x Cashier girl: Cashiercoat, coldshoulder, coldcash, thriftstore, coatshier

Coat guy x Seductive woman: Sugarcoat, seductivecoat, hotcold

Coat guy x Vigilante: Coatlante, leatherjacket

Intruder/Pale visitor x Reporter: Breakingnews, paleporter, reportruder, autopsy report

Intruder/Pale visitor x Stoner: Highup, no others found

Intruder/Pale visitor x Man in Hazmat: Self destruction, lovethyenemy

Intruder/Pale visitor x Cult leader: Paledeath, no others found

Vigilante x Bearded huntsman: Manhunt, no others found

Vigilante x Wireface: Vigiface, no others found

Vigilante x Cheerful man: Triggerhappy, no others found

Cat lady x Prophetic man: Balderina, hairlesscat

Cat lady x Fortune teller: Fortunecat, luckycat

Cat lady x Seductive woman: Creepy kisses, no others found

Cat lady x Widowed woman: Depressive dance, no others found

Cat lady x Cashier girl: Catshier, cashiercat

Blinded man x Wireface: Wireblind, vocal fear, wire hanger

Blinded man x Conspiracy theorist: Blindedfaith, blind conspiracy

Blinded man x Seductive woman: Blinddating, no others found

Blinded man x Man in Hazmat: Formerblind, no others found

Bar guy x Cult leader: Holybeer, no others found

Bar guy x Disfigured firefighter: Barfire, streetlight

Bar guy x Enerjerka guy: Alcoholic energy, jaegerbomb

Bar guy x Wireface: Tallwire, barbed wire

Cheerful man x Angry guy: Angercheer, jeer, toxicpositivity, violent happiness

Cheerful man x Wireface: Wirecheer, no others found

Cheerful man x Positive guy/Wheelchair guy: Dopamine overload, no others found

Fortune teller x Wireface: Fortunewire, no others found

Fortune teller x Prophet: Aligned stars, no others found

Fortune teller x Bar guy: Barfortune, no others found

Immortal man x Sleepless man: Nightly rebirth, no others found

Immortal man x Man in Hazmat: Immortal extermination, no others found

Sleepless man x Amogus guy: Sleeplessgamble/sleeplessgambler, 24-hour casino

Amogus guy x Angry guy: Ragebait, no others found

Widowed woman x Seductive woman: Mourningdove, divorced swan

Gravedigger x Bearded huntsman : Gravehunter, no others found

Enerjeka guy x Stoner: Strange addiction, beatjeka

Surgeon x Wireface: Surgicalwire, no others found

Seductive woman x Cashier girl: Cashed out, fatal girl

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big ol list of the pitt ship names. because I can

If you see a ship or ship name that hasn’t been added please tell me! I'd be happy to add it. I still update this, by the way. Latest update: Apr 4 2026

Popular ships

King x Langdon: Kingdon, melangdon, melfrank

Whitaker x Robby: Hucklerobby, whitavitch

Mohan x Abbot: Mohabbot, abbmira, jamira

Collins x Robby: Rollins, robbycollins

Abbot x Robby: Rabbot/robbot, jackrobby, abbotrobby

Santos x Garcia: Garsantos, no others found

Santos x Ellis: Santellis, ellisantos

Less popular/rarepair

Robby x Langdon: Robbylangdon, robdon, langavich

Robby x Shen: Robbyshen, no others found

Robby x Mohan: Robbymira, rohan, mohanavitch

Robby x Javadi: Robbyvadi, ravadi, robvadi

Santos x King: Mentos, melty, kingsantos, kingtos, meltos

Santos x Everyone/every woman: Bluntos, no others found

Santos x Langdon: Lentos/lantos, sangdon, langdos

Santos x Mohan: Mohantos/mohantoss, mohansantos

Santos x Javadi: Crashtos, vicsantos

Santos x Whitaker: Whitsantos, dantos/dentos, triniberry, santaker

Santos x Al-Hashimi: Barantos, sashimi

Whitaker x Javadi: Whivadi/whitvadi, victoryberry

Whitaker x Abbot: Huckleabbot, no others found

Whitaker x Langdon: Huckledon, langtaker

Whitaker x Ogilvie: Oliveberry, jennis

Whitaker x Park the Shark: Sharktaker, sharkleberry, sharkberry, huckleshark

Shen x Langdon: Shendon, no others found

Shen x Javadi: Shenvadi/shevadi, no others found

Shen x Donahue (Donnie): Shenahue, no others found

Mohan x King: Melhan, samiramel, miramel

Mohan x Walsh: Mowalsh, no others found

Mohan x Ellis: Mohellis, parkmira

Mohan x Al-Hashimi: Barmira, alhan

McKay x Javadi: McVadi, no others found

McKay x Evans (Dana): McEvans, no others found

McKay x Mohan: McMohan, no others found

Kwon (Joy) x Ogilvie: Kwogilvie, no others found

Kwon (Joy) x Nolan (Emma): Jemma, joyemma

Evans (Dana) x Nolan (Emma): Evanolan, novans, demma

Javadi x Diaz (Mateo): Mavadi, no others found

Javadi x Everyone: Bluntvadi, no others found

Javadi x Ogilvie: Ogilvadi, no others found

Collins x Evans (Dana): Dancollins, heavans

Abbot x Javadi: Abbovadi, no others found

King x Ellis: Mellis, parking, marker

Polyam

Santos x Garcia x Ellis: Garsantellis

Abbot x Robby x Whitaker: Hucklerabbot

Whitaker x Santos x Javadi: Hucklecrashtos

Whitaker x Robby x Abbot x Langdon: Hucklerabbodon/hucklerabbotdon

King x Santos x Mohan: Melhantos

Garcia x Santos x Mohan: Garsantohan

Abbot x Javadi x Robby: Rabbovadi

Mohan x Abbot x Robby x Javadi: Morabbovadi

Robby x Javadi x Shen: Robvadishen

Crackships (Getting these as I see them, sorry for calling y’all out)

Robby x John Price (Call of Duty): Robbyprice

Whitaker x Eliot Spencer (Leverage): Whincer

Whitaker x Pope Cody (Animal Kingdom): Popewhit

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it seemed funny (lie)

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the queerplatonic. ever.

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Battat in the Pear Jiggler.

Battat… in the Pear… Jongler?

Battat in the Pluey Jongler.

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all my issues are angel issues btw. can’t socialize? oh yeah that’s cuz I wasn’t born here. not used to humans yet. feeling ill? that’s because my divine form can’t conform to mortal bodies well. yeah sorry. headache? yup my halo is glitching today. shoulder pain? THATS MY FUCKIN WINGS ALRIGHT.