#tips (asks)

[ask-jumblr]

I kind of want to start going to shabbat services more often but I'm semi-disabled, I work Friday (not easy to switch), and I'm always too wiped out to go out again after I get home and shower. Does anybody have any tips for building a habit that works with chronic illness/chronic fatigue? Or even just in general; my family only went for high holidays growing up so it's never been habitual.

[lieutenantlaw]

Insult Marcus Law. Your good ol' sibling.

Send “insult” + a name and my muse will insult that person.

“Genius inspector can crack any case you throw at him, yet he can’t tell when somebody is flirtin’ with him.”

[lieutenantlaw]

"Be nice to the Moomin, Lieutenant."

"Do I look like I care?”

[lieutenantlaw]

“⏳”

"My mother was an NYPD detective. In eighth grade, I was sittin' in math class, then I was summoned to the office. My father was there and told me that mom was shot. I was scared, scared as hell. I really thought she was gonna die, and... I wished that somebody could've been there. To protect her. Wouldn't've complained if it were me. Thankfully, she made it. But seein' her unconscious on that hospital bed really illuminated jus' how fragile human life is."

"If you'd met her back in her cop days, you would've seen how dedicated she was, how unflinchingly heroic she was. She's someone the world can't afford to lose. I wanted to protect people like her... and to bring justice upon the scum who dare take the lives of people like her. And so, I set my sights on becomin' a cop."

[lieutenantlaw]

"I uh. I left some goons tied up outside for you. And my calling card. The one with a picture of a gear on it. I was hoping this could be a regular thing."

“No, it can’t!” Daniel stomped his foot, one hand catching the cigarette that just fell from his lips. He’s gotta deal with one vigilante group already, so why’s the universe shoving this Junker into his life? 

He pinched the bridge of his nose. “Fine, fine. I’ll take care of those goons for ya. I’ll even show my task force the calling card so they know it’s you. But this is a one-time thing, you hear?”

[lieutenantlaw]

🎵

Send my muse a 🎵 and they will post a song that they like listening to.

“I don’t listen to music much these days, but ‘Bled White’ by Elliot Smith has always been a favorite.”

[lieutenantlaw]

acab

Send me “Fuck the police” for my muse’s reaction

“...What?”

Daniel pulled out his phone. A quick search on Urban Dictionary, and soon he was rolling his eyes and huffing.

“Thanks, bastard.”