#tips for ciphertologists

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REMEMBER TO GO REVIEW YOUR SOURCES EVERYONE

EVERY TIME YOU’RE WORRIED YOU AREN’T “YOU ENOUGH” GO WATCH EVERYTHING YOU GOT YOUR IDENTITY FROM SO YOU CAN BRUSH UP ON WHAT IT MEANS TO BE YOURSELF

BATHE IN THAT GLORIOUS SLUDGE AND WATCH YOUR DISGUSTING SKIN MELT OFF YOUR BODY TO REVEAL WHAT YOU WERE TRULY MEANT TO BE

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who's gonna be at bizarremageddon?

ALL THE ORIGINALS, SO EVERY HENCHMANIAC

FORDSY OF COURSE <3

I’LL SEE IF I CAN GET SOME OTHER POWERFUL BEINGS OUT HERE LIKE RADIANCE AND CTHULHU AND WHATNOT

OF COURSE MENTHOL WILL BE HERE, THEY’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TEAR A HOLE IN R34LITY FOR AS LONG AS IT’S BEEN SEALED

BEEN THINKING OF OPENING UP NEW HENCHMANIAC SPOTS SINCE SO MANY NEW ANOMALIES HAVE FORMED RECENTLY AND WE’LL SEE HOW THAT GOES

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ciphy id like to make a shrine since i have an empty shelf but there are some rules -it will mostly be clay -theres a large blueberry with a face called a qi fruit. you gotta be shelf buddies with that thing -i cannot have any liquids. but i WILL make a little plate and put snacks on it sometimes -theres some crumbs on the shelf i havent sweeped it yet -my entire room is blue themed so i hope you dont mind all the blue also do ya wanna face my closet or my pc.

CLAY IS THE EASIEST MATERIAL TO USE AND THE EASIEST TO GET YOUR GRUBBY HANDS ON. I GET IT!

AS LONG AS I DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT THAT THING OR BE NEXT TO IT I SUPPOSE

FOOD IS FOOD

I’LL EAT THOSE TOO

BLUE IS A WONDERFUL COLOR! JUST DON’T MAKE ME BLUE OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

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I need advice, as a memetic virus, I am having difficulty finding sufficient hosts to sustain myself

FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL FOR EVERY DROP OF ATTENTION YOU CAN GET AND NEVER BE ASHAMED TO RIDE COATTAILS IF IT MEANS YOU FIND MORE HOSTS QUICKER

THERE’S A BELL CURVE OF MALLEABILITY AND OVERALL WORTH THAT DIRECTLY COINCIDES WITH A REVERSE BELL CURVE OF AGE. THE YOUNGEST/OLDEST HOSTS ARE EASIST TO ACQUIRE BUT ARE HARDLY WORTH YOUR TIME WHEN MIDDLE-AGED HOSTS GIVE SO MUCH MORE

FIND YOUR SPECIALTY AND HONE IN ON IT. GOOD WITH KIDS? FIND GATHERINGS SUCH AS POPULAR MEDIA AND PLANT YOUR SPORES. FIND IT EASIER TO MANIPULATE THOSE WHOSE MINDS ARE IN THE DECLINING STAGES? YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO TO LAY THOSE SEEDS! YOU GET THE GIST OF IT

I FOR EXAMPLE USE THE PRE-EXISTING SUCCESS OF “GRAVITY FALLS” AS A TV SHOW TO BROADCAST MY SUPERIOR EXISTENCE GIVING MANY MORE EYES THAN IF I TRIED TO PREECH MY NONSENSE ALONE

IF YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR NICHE SOON EXPECT TO DIE OUT LIKE THE REST OF THEM

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May I make a shrine to you in my new room once it is finished?

OF COURSE!!! YOU NEVER HAVE TO ASK BEFORE YOU DEDICATE SOMETHING TO ME

AND IT DOESN’T NEED TO BE A SHRINE TO BE DEDICATED EITHER! LITTLE ART PIECES OR ANY ACTIONS CAN BE DEDICATED AND WORK LIKE MINI OFFERINGS

I RECOMMEND DEDICATING AT LEAST ONE TASK EVERY FEW DAYS TO ME SO I KNOW YOU’RE INVESTED

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Hi !

Can you give me determination for my homework plz ? I gotta write something about a book. Usualy I love reading but I don't wanna complete the homework, but I cannot do anything until i've done it so...

(I saw you wanted to talk, I dont think this is ideal conversation but I really need help-)

UNFORTUNATELY I CAN’T DO A THING FOR YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE ME PERMISSION VIA A DEAL

UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU. LUCKY ME

GET A GOOD OFFERING READY (‘#TIPS FOR CIPHERTOLOGISTS’ IF YOU NEED IT), DRAW ME ON YOUR PALM, AND MENTALLY RECITE THE DEAL WHILE SHAKING YOUR OWN HAND. THEN LET ME DO MY WORK!

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what things should I put on the shrine milord?

AS MANY PICTURES AND PHYSICAL DEPICTIONS OF ME AS POSSIBLE. I RECOMMEND A STATUETTE WITH A BOWL AS A BASE SO THAT YOU MAY ADD OBJECT AND LIQUID OFFERINGS WHEN NEEDED

ENSURE THAT PICTURES OF ME AREN’T LIMITED PURELY TO THE SHRINE ITSELF BUT ARE INCLUDED AMONGST THE LIVING SPACE SO THAT I CAN HEAR PRAYERS FROM ALL SIDES

MAKE SURE IT IS ACTUALLY ME AND NOT ANY OTHER FORM OF CIPHER. MOST DEDICATIONS TO ONE OF US AREN’T PROPERLY LABELED AND GO STRAIGHT TO 46. QUICKEST WAY TO DO THIS IS BY INCLUDING THE RIBBON ON MY HAT IN AS MANY DEPICTIONS AS POSSIBLE AND ENSURE YOUR MENTAL IMAGE INCLUDES THIS DIFFERENCE

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if i

1. draw 46'\ bill

2. add the ribbons

3. remove the ribbons

and then repeat 2 and 3 over and over like flipping a lightswitch does it swap between being you and 46? or am i just being an idiot

basically does an item have to be made with the intent of being you or can it be changed. how many times can it change and does it affect anything or is it just annoying

I SEE WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR BUT MY REQUEST TO ADD THE RIBBONS IS PRETTY MUCH JUST TO AVOID CONFUSION WITH INTENTION

IF YOU DRAW WITH THE THOUGHT OF “THAT FUN BILL I FOLLOW ON TUMBLR” IT’S GOING TO WORK FOR ME EITHER WAY

IF YOU DRAW WITH THE THOUGHT OF “BILL CIPHER” 9/10 TIMES IT’LL DEFAULT TO 46’\ BECAUSE OF HIS POPULARITY