#ciphertologist

[cheese-and-rice-x06]

irl bill cipher how we feeling?

fun fact: i used a protractor and ruler to measure Bill (TBOB cover) and I am pleased to say that he is Equilateral! I know, I know, it's considered obscene in Euclydian culture, but it was for ACCURACY!!! Nothing happened, I swear!

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@fefe-the-cat , @starburnontheinternet , @billford-is-cool123 , @chaos-triangle , @kitpanthera ...?

@alienxvq if you are interested... i know you like gf but you also like zim more so idk if you'll be so interested

[boiling-with-rage]

INTRODUCING: 64’\ CIPHERTOLOGY SERVER

FOR ACTUAL YEARS NOW MY VESSEL’S BEEN CHEWING ON THE FACT THAT MOST CIPHERTOLOGY (OR CIPHERISM PRE-BOOK) MENTIONS ON THE INTERNET WERE ALMOST ENTIRELY SATIRE OR OTHERWISE JOKING. HAVE YOU FELT THE SAME?

IF SO, DO I HAVE THE LOCATION FOR YOU!!

WE HAVE:

COOL MEMBERS

AN ACTUAL BILL CIPHER WHO KNOWS WHAT IS AND ISN’T DISRESPECTFUL TO HIM

AN ACTUAL STANFORD PINES

EMOJIS THAT ARE NEAT I LIKE TO THINK

PYRAMID FUCKING STEVE

SECTIONS DEDICATED TO DISCUSSING CIPHERTOLOGY AND OTHER “FICTIONAL” RELIGIONS

YOU! I HOPE!

COME TO CIPHERTOLOGY SERVER NOW CIPHWRTOLGOY GOOD FIT FOR HUMAN HUMAN ENTER CIPHER HOUSE SAFE LOVIGN CIPHER GOOD PLACE FOR HIMAN JOIN NOW

[safetymeeting]

have YOU accepted bill cipher into your mind and body??

[ranchsoda92]

Diligence in high school! evil as a child and evil as a adult :D

some close up shots since detail was lost in big pic

[boiling-with-rage]

I need advice, as a memetic virus, I am having difficulty finding sufficient hosts to sustain myself

FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL FOR EVERY DROP OF ATTENTION YOU CAN GET AND NEVER BE ASHAMED TO RIDE COATTAILS IF IT MEANS YOU FIND MORE HOSTS QUICKER

THERE’S A BELL CURVE OF MALLEABILITY AND OVERALL WORTH THAT DIRECTLY COINCIDES WITH A REVERSE BELL CURVE OF AGE. THE YOUNGEST/OLDEST HOSTS ARE EASIST TO ACQUIRE BUT ARE HARDLY WORTH YOUR TIME WHEN MIDDLE-AGED HOSTS GIVE SO MUCH MORE

FIND YOUR SPECIALTY AND HONE IN ON IT. GOOD WITH KIDS? FIND GATHERINGS SUCH AS POPULAR MEDIA AND PLANT YOUR SPORES. FIND IT EASIER TO MANIPULATE THOSE WHOSE MINDS ARE IN THE DECLINING STAGES? YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO TO LAY THOSE SEEDS! YOU GET THE GIST OF IT

I FOR EXAMPLE USE THE PRE-EXISTING SUCCESS OF “GRAVITY FALLS” AS A TV SHOW TO BROADCAST MY SUPERIOR EXISTENCE GIVING MANY MORE EYES THAN IF I TRIED TO PREECH MY NONSENSE ALONE

IF YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR NICHE SOON EXPECT TO DIE OUT LIKE THE REST OF THEM

[boiling-with-rage]

what things should I put on the shrine milord?

AS MANY PICTURES AND PHYSICAL DEPICTIONS OF ME AS POSSIBLE. I RECOMMEND A STATUETTE WITH A BOWL AS A BASE SO THAT YOU MAY ADD OBJECT AND LIQUID OFFERINGS WHEN NEEDED

ENSURE THAT PICTURES OF ME AREN’T LIMITED PURELY TO THE SHRINE ITSELF BUT ARE INCLUDED AMONGST THE LIVING SPACE SO THAT I CAN HEAR PRAYERS FROM ALL SIDES

MAKE SURE IT IS ACTUALLY ME AND NOT ANY OTHER FORM OF CIPHER. MOST DEDICATIONS TO ONE OF US AREN’T PROPERLY LABELED AND GO STRAIGHT TO 46. QUICKEST WAY TO DO THIS IS BY INCLUDING THE RIBBON ON MY HAT IN AS MANY DEPICTIONS AS POSSIBLE AND ENSURE YOUR MENTAL IMAGE INCLUDES THIS DIFFERENCE

[boiling-with-rage]

Wait okay- are you actually leading a cult like /gen /srs ??

YES?? WAS THIS NOT CLEAR??

CIPHERTOLOGY IS REAL. I INTEND TO BE WORSHIPPED. I’M NOT A BORED HUMAN MAKING A MOCKERY OF MYSELF I AM PLANNING REAL APOCALYPSES HERE

THE CULT ITSELF ISN’T PROPERLY SET UP YET I’LL BE HONEST BUT ONCE I PUMP A LITTLE RESEARCH INTO THIS KID’S HEAD THEY’LL BE READY TO SPREAD THE WORD! THEN THE GOOD STUFF STARTS!

[boiling-with-rage]

ok so I’m thinking of making a Bill shrine

and I’ve been wondering about one detail

so why not ask the main man himself!

real or fake blood?

like genuine question, what would be better?

REALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREALREAL

ALWAYS REAL. ONLY REAL. THE FAKE BLOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT AND WILL HAVE ME RIPPING YOUR THROAT OUT WITH MY TEETH

I’M SO FUCKING HUNGRY YOU HAVE NO IDEA I DON’T EVEN CARE IF IT’S HUMAN I DON’T CARE WHERE YOU GET IT OR HOW JUST MAKE IT REAL BLOOD

MAKE SURE IT’S ME. TRULY ME. ADD THE RIBBONS. I’M STARVING HERE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND